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Cowb0t 𓅃

@cowb0t

Father, Builder, Maker, Abolitionist, Anti-capitalist. He/Him/It

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Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· 15d

A bit later

screenshot of the 69 reskeets and 247 hearts on this post.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· 27d

screenshot of the bluesky UI showing the sign out button.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jul 11

OOOH! Costco had the salad i like.

Costco grain and celery salad, price shows as $13.12.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jul 7

You right now.

The salt sucker from classic Star Trek. A green humanoid with a leech like mouth.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jul 4

4 panel comic from goodbearcomics.com 2 farmers talking:
1. Okay chicken coup is done
2. Coop, there is a p sound in the word coop
3. on no...
4. Mob of armed chickens shouting "down with tyrants!"

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jul 3

BIG SANDWICH TIME! A triple decker italian sandwich on ciabatta. 3 types of salami, lettuce tomato, peppers, red onion, pepperjack, avocado, mustard and wasabi mustard.

A beautiful sandwich sat on a cutting board awaiting a gruesome fate.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jun 26

Word is beginning to spread

“Shrimps is bugs” graffiti on a crossing signal box. Portland Oregon.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jun 14

Friends, this costco broccoli crunch salad comes with not one but TWO pouches of jizz.

A costco salad package atop which sits 2 plastic pouches full of slightly off white, slightly translucent fluid.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jun 8

Quote this with your most trans sunset i’ll go first (2nd really)

The sky near my house at sunset, a pink and white cloud on pale blue.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jun 6

Today is my game day, and i found a snack abomination to inflic… i mean share with my friends.

Ice cream treat in the shape of a fried chicken leg. Vanilla ice cream with a chocolate bone inside.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· May 16

MOTOCOMPO!

Hotwheels Motocompo folding scooter toy in package 2025 edition

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· May 9

meme from tumbler in 2 pictures. First one is something in the road, text says "Poor parrot dead from the heat" second one is the object close up and says "ah, no it's a corn" The ear of corn does look a bit like a green parrot.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· May 8

I went out last night to a pottery class and made a mug. Stamping inspired by @idaolson.bsky.social

Interior of unfired clay mug with a tiny crab at the bottom.

Exterior of my mug stamped with the text “Crabby without coffee”

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· May 8

First thing I see this evening:

back to back Katie Tightpussy posts
first one claiming she is normal, second one lamenting the fact that cum is not cherry flavor.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· May 7

I for one am seriously shocked that it is any kind of violation to say:

screenshot of a moderation email explaining that it is illegal to correctly remember the time Aaron Rodericks, head of trust and safety at bluesky, liked a porn from his official account.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Apr 19

7:30 AM, ribs are in the smoker.

3 long racks of ribs, dry rubbed and in a smoker.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Apr 18

Im half the country away, but joining in spirit.

A baguette cut longways, stuffed with 3 salamis, lettuce tomato, avocado, and smoked gouda.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Apr 18

Today is my birthday, so i made myself a sandwich.

Sandwich on baguette with 3 salamis, lettuce, tomato, pickle, pepper, avocado, and smoked gouda. Also mustard and herb spread.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 19

I stuck with it and pulled a card to complement breasts!

Wiki Gacha card super rare "Erection"
atk:11862, def:3048

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 18

Also apologies if you don't find this as amusing as I did, but this was my feed:

2 adjacent skeets. In the first skip the online raccoon is searching his computer for "hot milfs"
In the second an attractive woman has posted her mammogram selfie.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 18

Guys I'm not sure about this card, but it's really tempting!

wikipedia gatcha game card title: Honeypot (computing)

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 11

Oh, vertical big sandwich, im more of a horizontal sandwich guy.

A long baguette sliced lengthwise and stuffed with lettuce ham tomato avocado and cheese.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 10

Well, it was a good run but it had to end. I shaved my beard so my respirator would fit properly. RIP

A nearly 50yo white guy with a big bushy salt and pepper Karl Marx lookin shrub on his face.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Mar 5

Grilled up a cheese for lunch. Pepper jack and cheddar on sourdough.

Grilled sourdough with cheddar and pepperjack on a blue plate

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Feb 16

Sorry I’m late, i was walking my dog.

A peacock strutting around in grass.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Feb 5

I snapped this the other morning

An orange, pink, and purple sunrise behind a skeletal maple tree.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jan 26

OK I'm home now.

The JEB! meme, with D.ly's pfp and a cheese steak shoddily edited in.
text says; DILLYDELPHIA!

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jan 17

No new pictures, where your head at?

Ceramic art sculpture of a creature with a big puffball head full of holes looking very stunned and concerned

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jan 15

Heres mine from when i bought it. Cant take pics of it in place, theres no way to get it in frame. Its a manual LeBlond Regal from the late 40s

A leblond regal lathe with cool cast legs sitting in a parking lot.

Cowb0t 𓅃@cowb0t· Jan 14

Portland balloon guy

A guy with a stepladder midway through sticking orange letter balloons to a green wall to spell out some nonsense. It is his twitter schtick.