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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· 28d

Are you really gonna make me repost the image from the post you replied to in the first place? If I do, will you use your eyes to read the words? I'll provide a red line to underscore the words you're looking for.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· 28d

I know this statue is gonna get wrecked really fast but can we at least appreciate the hit-job by the sculptor? Charlie looks like he has a goldfish in his mouth and wants to show you. He stole his shoulder pads from Blanche Devereaux. The sculptor saw the Ronaldo bust and took it as a challenge.

A really ugly statue of Charlie Kirk that is going to be placed on display in NYC. He's holding a microphone and staring directly at the camera. The statue appears to be bronze, with coloring added for his jeans and shirt. The proportions are wrong in a way that's hard to describe, he looks like he's wearing football pads and trying not to poop his pants.

A bronze bust of Portuguese footballer Christian Ronaldo. His facial features are comically incorrect. The artist appears to perhaps have never seen Christian Ronaldo.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· 28d

This cycle, AIPAC has donated $10,000 to Moulton. His campaign has raised over $4,000,000. I looked it up.

A list of the PAC donors to Seth Moulton, as provided by OpenSource.com. A red line has been added under one entry showing that AIPAC donated $10,000 to his campaign.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· 29d

This asshole thinks that because my neighbors vote for the GOP, the federal government should cut off all aid until they vote right. Motherfucker, that money is what keeps my special needs kid in a good program at school. That funding directly feeds families. Fuck yourself sideways.

A Bluesky post by DSA Crashout Abolition... @acabcalloway.b

"The children of racists in Mississippi are not eating because they parents voted for a Governor that refuses to accept summer meal assistance."

AND THAT IS SOMEHOW THE FAULT OF THE CHILDREN? BECAUSE THEY'RE WHO'S GONNA GET HURT IF YOU CUT OFF ALL FEDERAL FUNDING, JACKASS.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 13

Someone claimed GOP senators regularly dance on Dem senators graves, and the only thing anyone could come up with as proof was when Mike Lee said abhorrent shit after Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered. Guess what, assholes?

A screenshot from Fallout 4, primarily featuring green text in the center that reads "Everyone disliked that."

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 12

Yeah nothing wrong with this shit... 🙄

A screenshot of a USA Today article about the rise of antisemitism, especially on the fringes of the right and left. They quote Hasan Piker trying to defend his antisemitism: “When I’m calling like a settler or something ‘inbred,’ it’s not different than me calling a neo-Nazi inbred,” he said. “Is it nice? No. Is it kind? Absolutely not. It’s vulgar, for sure, I understand that. But it’s not saying all Jews are inbred or anything like that.”

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 12

I cannot stop thinking about this fucking car.

Closeup of some other decals on the same car, they're stylized to look like car part brands but they're actually a shopping list (eggs, milk, bananas, bread, ham, pepper).

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 11

Ok she found the bed and is now comatose, all is right with the world.

Still the same cat, this time asleep on a cream colored mattress-topper, her back towards the camera and her head to the left. There's a slate-grey duvet just behind her, piled up on the unmade bed. She's asleep. She's so asleep.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 11

Here she is napping maybe 6 feet away from an entire bed. Her choices are bizarre.

The same cat from the previous post, sleeping on the hard ground. In the background, there's a big open bed in a bedroom with nothing on it.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 11

This is Cookie, she's a barn kitten that wouldn't stop being loud outside until we let her in. She's a gremlin that loves the basement and thinks faucets are scary magic. She purrs like a chainsaw and the vet says that's about as big as she'll get. Look at her.

Cookie the cat. She is a small calico cat with a mottled brown/black back, a black spot on her mostly-orange face, and white chest/paws. She is miraculously sitting still long enough for photography to not make her look like a blur.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 10

Yeah this one was nasty enough I made my own receipts. Here's a backup copy if anyone needs it. Apologies are free. Owning your shit is free. And then there's whatever Amanda thinks she's doing.

A screenshot of a now-deleted post by Amanda Litman (@amandalitman.bsky.social) that reads: "If/when Platner wins the primary, it'll be the final mark of death for the old guard of the Democratic Party. They don't have the juice anymore and this will prove it. (Plus I think a primary will make Platner a better candidate for the general!)"

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 6

This one is aging like a fine cheddar left in the sun...

A screenshot of a post by Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) from April 30th, 2026. It references the candidacy of Graham Platner in Maine, who was recently accused of rape. The post reads: "That's the difference between you and me, I guess. I truly don't give a crap about anything about a politician beyond whether they support policies I like. Could be a spree killer for all I care, as long as they vote for the legislation I like."

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 6

Oh hey, I think we can both be mad about this? I'm even from Minnesota!

A screenshot of a Bluesky post from user Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social. It reads: "I can't believe England stole Wonderwall from Minnesota United!"

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 5

The cover of the book "The Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson. It has a speech bubble added to the bottom to make it look like the book is saying whatever is in the quoted post below this image.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 4

Hmmm let's check the chart to see if you're correct. Oooh, sorry, college kids did *not* vote reliably for Democrats. Guess again.

A chart of the voting results from 2024, broken down by racial grouping, and then by gender/age. Of particular note, Black voters are by *far* the most loyal Dem voters. White voters suck shit.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 3

The goose chase meme. In the first panel, the head of a white goose is asking "what kind of civil rights history?" In the second panel, the goose is angrily chasing someone while yelling "what kind of civil rights history, motherfucker?!?"

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 2

Do you think that's where this happened?

The Teeth Tweet.
"[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!"

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 2

Hey can you explain this part?

An excerpt from a Wikipedia article that reads: "Editing. According to Politico, the report was edited "to accommodate some of Beijing's version" in the days before it was released and one diplomat had claimed that the section on sterilization had been "watered down during the final hours."

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 2

So if there are any #Hamilton nerds in downtown #Minneapolis, tonight is your night, they're showing the movie in the park and ITS A SING-A-LONG.

A poster at The Commons Park in downtown Minneapolis, placed by the Minneapolis Parks and Recreation Board. It's a list of movie nights in the park throughout the summer. Of particular note is the event tonight, that line reads "July 1 - Hamilton - EVENT, Sing-a-long

A photo of people in The Commons Park in Minneapolis, in the foreground are a small group of people playing a game of cornhole, in the background is a large group of a few hundred people, some in lawn chairs or on blankets, all facing towards a big inflatable movie screen. Later, there will be a sing-along with the movie Hamilton.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 1

You don't have to dig very far to find the antisemitism... This shit has no place in our society.

A post by an antisemite that reads "Ohhhhhh....
No Israel actually should not exist.
You are a liberal making soft argument for an apartheid state to exist. Which is why it's so easy for Boers to ply their trade at creating states just like it. Their creations are at its basis is rooted in human suffering and evil."

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 1

This is Matt Walsh TODAY. Talking about BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP. What a piece of fucking trash. So glad you stan an org that agrees with his ideas about foreigners and foreign countries, it's internally consistent with your morals. This shit is the 14 words but longer. Truly disgusting to quote him.

A post from X by noted human garbage Matt Walsh. It reads "The actual “birthright” belongs to my children, and the children of all real Americans. They have a birthright to live in a country that resembles the one our ancestors established. And now that birthright, the only true birthright, has been destroyed in favor of the imagined “birthright” of children born to parents who don’t even belong in this country and who have no ancestral or cultural ties to it whatsoever. Total madness. Suicide. Words cannot describe how evil this is." These ideas are, of course, pure evil. It's the 14 words but longer.

Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.@cppilgram· Jul 1

They seem very well-regulated. Regurgitating the GOP talking points of noted transphobe and alt-right poster boy Matt Walsh. Saying Israel should not exist is about as antisemitic as it gets. What the fuck are we doing here?