Cam J

@cptkammyjay

I like to think I’m more down to earth than most. (he/him)

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Cam J@cptkammyjay· 17d

If my posts have one like, it’s my wife. If my posts on Untappd have one like, it’s my friend’s dad.

The notifications screen on the Untappd app. There are 7 notifications that fill up the whole screen, each one almost identical: “Tony C. toasted your check-in of (some kind of beer).”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· 18d

Good news!

A screenshot of this tweet on my timeline, immediately followed by a tweet that has a picture of a capybara on the beach, and text that reads “if you are seeing this, the curse is lifted. Have a good day.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· 26d

Does anyone know what “separate motherboard is required” means?

eBay screenshot advertising “powerstone cartridge arcade” for $467.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· 29d

Wikipedia:

“In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Pluto was the ruler of the underworld. The earlier name for the god was Hades, which became more common as the name of the underworld itself.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· 29d

“Rule of Three” people when Sam Neill dies but Mitch McConnell is still alive

A page from Ajin: Demi-Human manga: the protagonist notices that the antagonist is missing his arm, and thinks to himself “isn’t the plan still alive?”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jul 3

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A close-up, hi-res shot of my enormous swinging dong.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jul 2

Even in the late evening, I’m sweating this beer out before it even gets to my stomach.

A huge crowd watching the World Cup on a giant outdoor screen.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 26

Guess it was bound to happen eventually.

One side of a deadlift bar that’s so full of weights that the clamp that keeps them on barely fits. In fact, there’s a 2.5 pound weight resting on top, cuz it wouldn’t fit otherwise.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 24

Yours truly before, during, and after the gym every day. #MakeATerribleComicDay2026

A guy with a beard stands in his underwear flexing, presumably in front of a mirror. His muscles aren’t huge, and his gut hangs over his waistband.

The same guy is wearing gym clothes now. He lifts a barbell with big weights above his head with one arm, while curling a dumbbell with his other. His knees are bent, cuz he’s also mid squat. His face grimaces with effort.

Literally the same panel as the first picture, not-huge muscles, big gut, but now he’s thinking “Hell yea.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 19

Started a new workout this week.

Short selection from One Punch Man Vol. 3

Class-B hero Megane is SHOCKED as he sees the Class-C hero (and main character) Saitama defeat a monster in, you guessed it, one punch.

Saitama, however, is very calm, and asks Megane, “who decides limits? And based on what? You said you worked hard? Well, maybe you need to work a little longer. Is that really the limit of your strength?”

A close up of Saitama as he continues: “Could the you of tomorrow beat you today? Instead of giving in, move forward.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 18

My arm resting on the break room table. Delicately written in sharpie on my forearm are the letters E S.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 8

30 Rock screenshot. Avery sits behind a news desk in North Korea on a show called “American News Channel USA.” She reads the teleprompter, saying “and in food news, you’ve had enough to eat today.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 5

Just learned this. He just like me fr fr

The wiki page for Auron from Final Fantasy X. His hair is streaked with gray, his face worn with wrinkles. He carries his left arm slung inside his coat, almost like he’s resting it from years of overuse. An old, weary warrior, whose age is listed as 35.

Cam J@cptkammyjay· Jun 4

Quick reminder: his one single act as king was to have a guy killed specifically so he could drink wine from his skull.

Noel the chameleon running from a castle/horrifying monster, saying “this is just sooo typical! You try and be nice, try and help people…and what do you get? Treated like dirt!”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· May 17

@cinecalendar.bsky.social feb. 22 - Cecily decided that she was engaged to “Earnest Worthing” (secretly Algie in disguise) The Importance of Being Earnest (1952)

Cecily Cardew (dressed modestly in blue and white) explains to Algie (dressed in a country tweed suit) from her diary: “Why we’ve been engaged for the last three months.”

They clasp hands and Algie, joyous but confused, asks: “Darling and when was our engagement actually settled?”

She replies, matter-of-factly: “on the 22nd of February last.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· May 17

I’m currently in love with The Importance Of Being Earnest (1952), specifically the catty chemistry between Algie and Lady Bracknell.

Algie helps Lady Bracknell (dressed rather flamboyantly in a purple floral dress and a hat with many colorful quills arranged in an electric blue butterfly) to sit on a sofa as she recounts visiting an acquaintance: “I haven’t been there since her poor husband’s death.”

Algie pours her a cup of tea as she continues: “she looks quite 20 years younger.”

Algie, with a very coy smile from the top of his dining jacket, chimes in: “I hear her hair has turned quite gold from grief.”

Masterfully returning his coy smile while conspicuously stirring her tea, Lady Bracknell responds: “Well it certainly has changed its colour, from what cause I, of course, cannot say.”

Cam J@cptkammyjay· May 15

Not too upset about this “working out” thing. Large shirts are still “too small,” but for some reason I’m less ashamed of my body when I wear them than I used to be.