Paul Curry

@cr3ative

I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity.

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Paul Curry@cr3ative· 10d

Perhaps I will

Sign reading “indulge in a frozen cocktail” except a man is slightly in the way so it reads “indulge in a frozen cock”, well, almost anyway

Paul Curry@cr3ative· 14d

probably reached peak local facebook with this

fb post. body text: "Did anyone see this the morning? I’m very concerned that they are flying this over a main motorway. Very dangerous and very concerning. I’m extremely annoyed they would risk others lives like this. Surely this isn’t legal does anybody know who I can contact. As I was driving under it I was panicking so hard incase it just falls and kills me god sake it’s terrible some people don’t care about others and it’s really beginning to show".

picture below: a hot air balloon, in the sky

Paul Curry@cr3ative· 23d

Sorry

Sign on door reads: These doors are NOT in use
apologise whilst we make Improvement's

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jul 18

I like the logic of whoever placed the #emfurby here, makes sense

Long furby draped over the F of an EMF sign

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jul 18

You know what, that’s fair

Recovered long furby. Sticker attached:

SEIZED BY
GLASTONLEDBURYSHIRE-ON-SEVERN-GOV.UK
Why was my stuff seized?
Captured in war
Captured in peace
We thought it was funny
Failure to pay
We were drunk
Violation of Article 5 of the Tents of Multiple Occupation Act (2026)
X All of the above

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jul 12

ffs

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jul 8

I keep a spare Android around so I know how to use them. Updated to one on Android 17! Very up to date. Pleased to report they're still an absolute hot mess as evidenced by the official Facebook app in the official Play Store having the description of "hacked"

Photo of an Android Phone, showing the Play Store, in the Apps Tab. Under the Social Networking category, the Facebook app appears, with the subtitle "hacked"

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jun 25

extremely fucking cool skeleton on a fire background. captions overlaid: HELLYEA I USED GPT TO WRITE THIS: GENERALLY PAUL TYPING. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES, SORRY I WILL FIX THEM

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jun 20

It’s 20:40 and very unclear who is currently on

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jun 15

“Kitchens and more”

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jun 15

heavily implies they’re going to throw it at my head and they don’t want me to dodge it

Yodel email. Picture of flying package. Subtitle of “there’s a parcel heading your way”

Paul Curry@cr3ative· Jun 6

Huh. Thought these reasonably obvious web apps would be on Linux tbh

McDonald’s ordering kiosk with Activate Windows visible

Paul Curry@cr3ative· May 27

white badge. text: PLEASE ASSUME AN AI CANNOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS

Paul Curry@cr3ative· May 20

Seeing some terrible trigger discipline in this shop. Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!

Same scanner. Finger parallel to scanner body.

Paul Curry@cr3ative· May 18

I think she likes this one

Paul Curry@cr3ative· May 18

I have been angry at Genk for 12 years since I last tried stopping here to view the sundial park; naturally it was raining. Until today: the rematch has finally happened, to great success