Craig
@craigtime
used to lead the Cavy but have since been deposed in a bloodless but harrowing coup
The last line of the last book, before the epilogue timeskip, is our hero thinking about his big four poster bed and how he can get his slave to bring him a sandwich there (despite us knowing for a fact that he could summon sandwiches with magic, I guess the slave labour adds a certain flavour)
Updated my Morrowind mods so that the striking workers now show solidarity with their original creators. This is the blow that will destroy Microsoft forever, I believe www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
Okay we know she's very accepting and woke but honestly I don't think we should give her the vote, she walked into a chair yesterday because she thought it was a door
I think this local independent candidate is introducing himself as my Persona?
Maybe just left it in the back of a cab after one too many votes. I kept it for him, good guy that I am
This was written after the Kirk assassination but feels pretty relevant here!
Wife is screaming, dogs are crying, to no avail: my trousers are off and it's time to follow expert advice
Free employment law advice Sundays: this should not be part of your recruitment process!
Yeah that tracks. I was mostly sincere in this belief and then a couple of weeks ago I had this fucking dream three nights in a row and now I think I fully believe it and that Grant Morrison was giving me wizard training in the dream world. I genuinely can't think of a more reasonable explanation.
This has been my pinned post on the bad tweet site for some years now and it brings me joy every time
I've been enjoying Craig Obscure: Expedition 33 but for reasons beyond my control I have been compelled for several days to give life to a vision inspired by it. Here it is
I would buy up all IP rights to mercifully forgotten Rare mascot Mr Pants and embark on a marketing and crossover campaign so extensive he is more famous than Mario or Sonic. None of the media produced will be, in any sense, redeemable or tolerable, but I will not stop
I have now updated said mod with extensive additional content, roughly doubling its size and playtime, because of who I am as a person. Come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin... if you dare!! www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
And in September 2025, The Soggy Muffin finds itself doubled in size and increased by as much sogginess as I could add without it leaking onto your other mods! With many new quests and additional activities, come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin today! www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
Can't believe we've just normalised seeing this in the street in broad daylight in Shawlands. Oh sure, one or two are "cute" and "in their habitat", but this is a result of the bins not being taken out enough, and it's not as "cute" when you hear them uwu in your walls during the night.
Post a meme made by you: Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most.