Sipping on his favorite drink. "Aahhh...Want some?"

"Have I done this one yet? I don't remember."

"YAY!" Petting ensues.

For an interaction with the Kefling.

This little fucking thing walks up to you. It's like 3 feet tall. "Hello! Can you give me uppies?"

"Dinner."

I stole this because I'm really bored and tired.

"Mmm...Hey! Have you tried this...Uh...This thing? You've gotta try it! It's sooo good!"

Emerging from the darkness. "BOO!"

"Something, something, #seductivesunday." There's no sexy art of Kefka.

:) He might be a bit harsh.

"Anyone hungry?"

"Ooooh! What's this? Yoink!" He swallows all of it. "...What was that? Why was it out in the open? Weird."

"Good luck, losers."

"I obtain more very legally."

So you can beat this guy up.

He will try his best. He's not good at this.

"Stole this from my Gill pill baby boo."

No

"I acquired this legally, I swear it

"I love to steal."