Pardon the insurrectionists. Purge the prosecutors. Delete the records. Create a $1.776 billion fund to pay the participants. The judiciary just blocked step four. One branch still works.

SpaceX → 85% of US launches, 65% of all satellites DOGE → Musk's ex-employees inside agencies regulating his companies Grok → classified Pentagon networks, 6 days after calling itself a Nazi X → Pentagon calls it a "decisive information advantage" IPO → locks it all in. June 12.

Must be the season, I saw a mother and her two kits in my backyard this weekend.