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🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 17h

I've illustrated two book covers and I'd love to do more. #artsky Her Body and Other Tragedies - a.co/d/02J95RSb Scary Stories for Scary Kids - a.co/d/05ahbrBT

An Illustration of a woman split open revealing inside her chest cavity. Her sternum has symbols etched into it. Bullets and a severed finger rest under her rib cage. Plant leaves entangle around her rib cage and pills and a baby bottle rests along some rib bones. A pile of zombies stack along her intestines. The text reads: Her Body and Other Tragedies.

A book cover illustration that shows a child with wide eyes in bed. They're looking at their reflection in a mirrored closet door that is slightly ajar. Dark, spindly fingers are opening the sliding glass door and ominous, orange, glowing eyes are peering out.

The text reads: Scary Stories for Scary Kids.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 4d

New Peak biomes are crazy. #peak #twitch

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 6d

Dawg, what do you mean I was approved for $400k home loan and this is about all they have to offer?!?!

A screenshot of a home listing. $369k. It's gross and dirty.

Same listing as before and the carpet is filthy with a pile of gross blankets in the corner.

A disgusting bathroom under the same listing as the first two photos.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 6d

Me when I'm woken up at 3am with acid reflux looking for Pepcid Complete DESPITE KNOWING that I'm 30+ and ate pizza right before bed

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 17d

It's one of my longest reviews

A Goodreads review for Final Girl Support group that is 1 star. Its main points are that Grady Hendrix does not know how to describe shooting a gun, the story was slow, the main character was insufferable, and the attacking entity was never pointed out until later in the book making it appear as the characters were running from nothing.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 20d

Getting my whole Tomodachi Island addicted

A screenshot of a box of cigarettes made in Tomodachi Life.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 21d

I HAVE to pay $600 or everything looks like this. Those spots in the river are ducks by the way 😭

A blurry view of a serene river and grassy shrubbery. The text reads -6.00 without glasses.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· 22d

I am once again begging someone to release Blood Drive in America on Blu-ray or DVD or VHS or WHATEVER! PLEASE! I'll buy it on Laserdisc. #tvsky

A movie poster for the tv series "Blood Drive"

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 15

Jeeps have Rubber Ducks. Broncos have Sonic.

An image of the front of a Bronco vehicle with Sonic the Hedgehog figurines on the dashboard.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 8

These pictures are the "Live. Laugh. Love." of the book world, but I will admit that they are still aesthetically pleasing for some reason.

An aesthetic photo of someone's arm holding a book in a bedroom like setting. The arm is feminine and has a long green sleeve pulled up to the base of the fingers. The book title reads "The Burning Side."

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 5

🇺🇸🌭

A plate with two hot dogs, some watermelon chunks. And a cup on baked beans.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 4

Idk how to feel about celebrating the 4th, but I'm 100% here for the hotdogs. ホットドッグ 🌭

A mirror selfie of creepe paper holding up the "rock on" sign with her hands. She's wearing a shirt with the Costco hot dog on it that reads "I got that dog in me."

A picture of a hotdog hair clip holding up hair on someone's head.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 4

I tried to take "fun" 4th of July photos of my dog who has Sarah McLachlan "In the arms of an angel" syndrome.

A Labrador with the lost morose face a Labrador would make while wearing a festive star bangled bandana.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 4

Bang! Bang! #thevampirelestat

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 4

Bang! Bang!

A still from The Vampire Lestat. Lestat is leaning back holding a microphone. The lighting is a monochromatic blue background including his drummer. Lestat is lit up by the main stage light. Hands and phones are held up in rack focus in the foreground.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 2

🫠 Hottest day SO FAR!

A screenshot of a weather notification. It reads: Severe heat tomorrow. Will feel like 116° - Sunny - See full forecast for Ferndale.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 2

I don't know who to show my game winning Meccha Chameleon paints to, so here:

A scene of a Japanese town. The character is in the fetal position above a lamp post pretending to be another bulb. They are terribly painted but doing their best.

A screenshot from Mecchachameleon Chameleon. The character is laying flat against a standee of a cow. The character is painted to blend into the cow hide. They are almost seamless.

A scene from Meccha Chameleon. The character is painted to blend into a gradient red to yellow graffiti arrow.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 1

I first saw this meme in like 2018 and it continues to be more and more valid every year 🫠😭🔥

A screenshot from The Simpsons Movie. Bart looks stressed and the text reads: This is the hottest summer of my life.
The next panel, Home has his finger up and appears to be comforting Bart. The text reads: The hottest summer of your life...so far.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 1

It's like when the kids line up to tell Scott Calvin their Christmas wish in the park from The Santa Clause. Kids can tell who you really are.

Children standing in line at a park to sit on Scott Calvin'lap from The Santa Clause.

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jul 1

Hey, so uhm... What the fuck?

A screenshot of a westher notification that reads: Severe heat tomorrow - Sun
Will feel like 109° tomorrow - Sunny

🕯️ Mac 🕯️@creepepaper· Jun 30

Book cover artists QRP with your book covers I've only done two so far, but I'd love to do more! Book links available on my website: www.creepepaper.com/professional...