Cremorandum

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Putting some of my excess thoughts here. London-based, working in policy, interested in almost anything. He/him.

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Cremorandum@cremorandum· 18d

Hooo boy

Article headline about pets that killed their owners

Cremorandum@cremorandum· 21d

Today's the day

A badly memed book cover "One day, everyone will have always been against [Jared Leto]"

Cremorandum@cremorandum· 25d

"Yeah the sub-bass really packs a wallop on this one - worth the extra 200 quid, easy"

Cremorandum@cremorandum· 25d

How have I only just discovered Neil the Seal

Neil the Seal on grass, listening to his favourite traffic cone

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jul 8

Cometh the hour, cometh the bin #Farage #Binface www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Photo collage from the Guardian of Count Binface vs Nigel Farage. Binface looks up for it.

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jul 6

That's got to be Gérard Depardieu's dad 🤯

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jul 1

Take a bow DR Congo. Shutting down the whole damn road and the biggest round of applause on the final whistle #ENGDRC #WorldCup

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 21

Emma Hayes in the itv world cup studio with 'SHE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD' written on the back of her jacket

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 16

Lmao Never change, bluesky

A discussion about solar panels over car parks, including at Cincinnati Zoo, interrupted by "Hope there no elephants incarcerated there"

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 15

Look #ITV I know you've got the enormous Brooklyn Bridge wankitheatre but how about you let me rewind 10 seconds, or to any point of the live match like I can on #BBC instead of just Watch From Start. Then we'll talk. #WorldCup #ESPCPV

ITV Sport's reassuringly expensive World Cup studio with New York skyline and Brooklyn Bridge in the background

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 15

👀👀👀

Handmaidens in their white headgear from The Handmaid's Tale

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 12

Well thanks AI ffs

An AI-'assisted' Google search for 'rivals author' telling me about Richard Brinsley Sheridan, author of The Rivals (1775)

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 12

We all have the ultra processed foods we would lay down our lives for and I have to accept that the redefine burger is one of mine

Redefine burger on a brioche bun topped with melted cheese, gherkin and pickled red onion

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 12

Oh god it would be like the dark side of chap-hop i.ytimg.com/vi/fiRPBCiJg...

Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer rapping while striped blazer, cricket tie, waxed moustache and straw hat

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 10

Sort of..

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 7

Napping while practicing for their trapeze act. I love these little idiots

Two cats napping on a 1ft stack of cushions. Mum is somehow still grasping kitten's back legs, he is spark out with his head and front paws dangling off the edge

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Jun 6

Found my new style icon

The album cover for Bob of the Pops Vol. 1, featuring a smiling gent with a pipe and a humdinger of a cardigan

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Feb 16

Quit judging me Rightmove, ffs

Screenshot of a Rightmove flat listing which under the address and asking price has a prominent link asking 'Can you afford it?'

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Feb 25

Good morning from my new doppelganger, the No Running Guy in the pool rules poster

Poster cartoon of skinny dark-haired big-nosed pool runner

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Dec 22

Favourite photo of the trip so far 🤩

Harbour boats and Christmas lights in the moonlight

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Dec 14

Going to try this as a cute nickname for my favourite people

A Korean restaurant poster for a drink with the slogan 'Oh, My Sweet Jinro Peach!' also featuring a lovely chubby frog with a straw

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Dec 9

I humbly propose adding this to the list of #BlueSky slang

Drunk Scottish fan at the Rugby World Cup joyfully proclaiming "Ah'm gettin blootered" after a match

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Dec 9

Advertise your account in just one image

Cremorandum@cremorandum· Dec 8

The other day a kid arranged broken bits of picture frame to spell out 'LOVE' on the street and now it's been moved and the line of the wall is NOT helping