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Groceries@crisiscake· 7d

once the current contract runs out their next promotion is covered

a front on photo of a 'Gout Gout makes 'em mitey' jar of vegimite in the fridge with Donkey written over where it says Gout Gout & Donkey Hotay's avi on top. U20 world record athlete Gout Gout/Gwot's hand & leg are visible because his picture is on the the right hand side of the jar and what am i, an adobe photoshop?

Groceries@crisiscake· 23d

we can if we pallette swap every few levels

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but yellow

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but green

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but pink

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but blue

Groceries@crisiscake· 24d

a photo i took of the only time it's ever been foggy where i live, it's of an alley with trees forming an arch of cover between the wood & corrugated metal back fences leading into a blur in a kind of mysterious looking way. but actually what it leads to is another alley across the street that is framed less ominously by a row of apartment bins, the ok expensive sushi place that used to be the good cheap pizza place, a yard with broken fence & a broken slide in it and a laundromat, before an empty dirt lot between shops people alternate between selling fruit out of & letting dogs shit in

Groceries@crisiscake· Jun 30

Raphael Ninjaturtles saying 'you gotta know what a
Burger is to understand infinite growth capitalism'

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Groceries@crisiscake· Jun 24

i'd like to amend the proposition that accruing a billion+ carries connotations of a dragon re: hoard pilfering to include that even if you're a few hundred mil short of a billy personal responsibility for hundreds or thousands of deaths should grant status of jabberwock re: frabjousness of slaying

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user: bogleech

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn't be a crime to steal from you. You've got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

user: megalunalexi

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

Groceries@crisiscake· Jun 8

hellyeah

the turts in suits from the 2018 rottmnt cartoon's musical dress up montage episode (the existance of which is further evidence that Deeny's rad digital paintings are not only canon but objectively correct)

Groceries@crisiscake· Jun 6

Charlie Day smoking exasperatedly in front of the pepe silvia conspiracy board but the board has a picture of Donatello ninjaturtle firing a machine gun on it that i had to email myself from a broken old phone because search engines are fucked now & i can't find shit anymore, a cropped screenshot of the page in the comic where donatello kills shredder with a grenade is absent from the board for this reason

Groceries@crisiscake· Jun 3

spiny softshell? idk if it hits your metric for cute, but it's def fucked up

Groceries@crisiscake· May 27

Steve Buscemi in a grey music band t-shirt, red backwards cap & hoodie, holding a skateboard over his shoulder by the wheel in front of a highschool locker

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Groceries@crisiscake· May 15

similar to as seen on tv onion chopper "one slap at a time"

Groceries@crisiscake· May 8

jizzed up a set of monopoly hotels

Groceries@crisiscake· May 6

drawing of a guy's disembodied head & neck horking up a toilet, the eyes are bulging out severely like a squeaky toy, the angle & perspective are fucked

Groceries@crisiscake· May 5

I'm so mad the only search result for blanka-street-fighter + smoothie &/or blender was eBay on page 2 why don't the sf fans care about blanka's juice goof? it & dan's headshot taunt are the whole franchise to me here's a(the only?)gif clipped from a vertical yt video of every alpha 3 win screen

Groceries@crisiscake· May 4

a portrait of stunkbug (orc frasier) from the naddpod wiki

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Groceries@crisiscake· Mar 23

sequel where Godzilla rides Mothra through the post-city desert & ties the reins to a post outside a massive cave saloon where Gamera is cleaning a glass with a rag over his shoulder