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@crockofschist

Stay at home dad. Maker of sawdust. Public policy designed by and for the top 1% is the precursor to a failed state

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Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· 16d

Moore’s Law of miniaturization is amazing! We’re now able to fit $120 of groceries into a single bag!

A single bag of groceries and a gallon of milk in a shopping cart. Lettuce that will hopefully not give us the shits and a baguette extend from the top of the bag.

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Jul 17

First Timbers game after the new wall ‘o Timbers setup and they put together that result. Coincidence? I think yeah, probably

Various Portland Timbers and soccer paraphernalia on a salmon-colored wall

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Jul 4

Patriot brownies just like grandma used to make

9x12 brownies with red/blue marshmallows with “Today?” Written in marshmallows across the middle

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Jun 16

It’s Canon

Picture of Col Sanders in Red Square from the wall of a combo Taco Bell/KFC on Ralston Road in Arvada, Colorado taken in April 2026

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· May 24

The dog has decided to teabag me, thus blocking my view of the Timbers game; honestly not sure if it’s a better view or not

The belly of a White dog with brown spots on its stomach and legs currently standing in front of the photographers’ face and blocking the view of the TV.

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Apr 18

This t-shirt from @calyxworks.com was good for 4 free drinks at IKEA today.

Red t-shirt from calyxdesign.com with a cartoon animal throwing a bottle with the legend “I like my cocktails neat. Fuck ICE.”

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Apr 9

The 7-year old decided to make his own lunch and his “sandwich” consists of ham and matzo. I’m fairly certain this constitutes a war crime.

Close up of a purple and pink bento box with potato chips, mandarin oranges and a sandwich made with matzo and ham.

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Feb 14

Well, that works, but I was thinking more like this: it slices, it dices, and yet can stand-off whatever you want to slice/dice/hook from outside arms-length. Available at any store where garden tools are sold

A dude looking all manly in black with a white cap holding a long-handled brush hook, which has a long wooden handle and a curved, double-edged blade that curves over the tip, something like a comma of death. a tool that can be used to clear out thickets but also could be used to, say, slice, stab, or pull slabs of meaty things. Essentially a scimitar on a pole

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Jan 14

Vote for Fred in d4. I’m a leftist stay-at-home dad holding a puppy

Goofball in overalls and a hat holding an adorable white puppy saying “I’m a leftist dad in D4 who’s holding a puppy and I will be a much better candidate than Zimmerman or Clark”

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Dec 7

Somehow I think this dog doesn’t have a difficulty in it’s life

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Nov 19

Clothing catalog art directors have apparently decided to emulate “prestige TV” lighting design so you have no clue what the clothing (that I guess is the point of the model in the catalog) looks like.

A male model (tousled brown hair, beard, 30s?) standing against a half-wall (possibly on a boat) wearing a dark colored top (presumably a sweater) and tan chinos. However the lighting on the model makes it almost impossible to see any details about the clothing he’s modeling. Maybe he’s just modeling “vibes?”

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Nov 2

Everyone is saying

Everyone on the same page, multiple posts saying “8 minutes for the Timbers to save their season”

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Sep 13

The @nopityoriginals.com crew really knocked the new “stuff of the month” “45rpm singles” coasters out of the park! I mean, this whole year has been bangers, but these… chef’s kiss. #RCTID

Photo looking down through a pint of cider at an amazing new no pity originals coaster 45-rpm record titled “we’re going to jump and clap and sing for victory” and the “label” is an homage a to Sun Records Label

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Sep 8

So glad the app that tells me the weather has no idea that currently there’s a minor thunderstorm over my area. I’m sure this phenomenon is apropos of nothing in particular. Also, I feel like there’s been as many T-storms this year in PDX than the previous 25 years combined

Apple weather app showing “cloudy conditions” for the rest of the day; which is interesting since there’s a thunderstorm currently overhead and it’s raining

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Mar 6

So… what was a US Government blackhawk helicopter doing overflying SW Portland last night (3/5/25)? They were awfully busy bees for about an hour or so around 19:00-20:00. (see alt text for exact area)

Map of a blackhawk helicopter overflying SW Portland on the evening of march 5th 2025. Multiple passes over the hillsdale, hayhurst, ash creek, maplewood neighborhoods, especially bordered by SW Shattuck Road, Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway, SW 25th ave and SW Multnomah Blvd.

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Feb 26

Local horny drummer* causing neighborhood disturbance *obviously no real drummer is awake this early in the morning

Annoying horny bird making sure that the neighborhood knows he can make REALLY LOUD sounds that the ladies love

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Feb 13

Even as the world burns down around us, beauty remains. Happy snow day, Portland! (Boy I hope we don’t lose power for a week again)

Snow falling on a small waterfall creating a peaceful, beautiful wintery landscape as the world burns down

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Dec 30

From a calvin and hobbes comic strip in july 1987. An entire generation of possible action squandered pretending that “the science is inconclusive” Facepalm dot gif

Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from july 21 1987. Panels from L-R:
Calvin: “hey mom, what’s this i hear about the greenhouse effect?
They say the pollutants we dump into the air are trapping the sun’s heat and it’s going to melt the polar ice caps.
Sure, you’ll be gone when it happens, but I won’t! Nice planet you’re leaving me!”
Mom: “This from the kid that wants to be chauffeured anyplace more than a block away.”
Calvin: “hey, nobody told me about the ice caps, all right?”

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Sep 10

I’m confused as to how well “Apple ‘Intelligence’” can be when currently apple has zero clue how to suggest the correct spelling of a word with a common misspelling error (of course the image cropping ruins the whole bit)

Screenshot showing apple product showing three “suggested” solutions for a misspelled word “denegraded” (denigrated) with two incorrect letters and not one choice of the correct spelling

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Mar 16

Dudes…you aren’t at war with fasteners. If you’re turning a square drive hole into a round hole, it doesn’t mean you won. It just means you’re a dick.

Phred of pteranodon pterrace@crockofschist· Feb 16

Well, i got my first TERFaganda grift mailer today