🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵

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I’m either a cat, or a brain in a jar. I mean, not all brain transplant procedures take, so it’s a sort of Schrödinger's brain situation. he/him/they/them. I am a legal adult in every state but mind. I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DMs.

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🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jul 12

People thought Platner was good looking? I thought he looked like The Lorax.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jul 8

So someone relied to me and then blocked me. Only saw a glimpse. Defending Newsom and it seemed like they associated people without homes as needed drug addiction treatment. Anyway, this is Newsom. Glee destroying a persons shelter and throwing away their possessions.

Newsom removing possessions from an unhoused persons shelter.

Newsom smiling with glee over removing possessions from an unhoused persons shelter.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jul 3

An aside, I often see this when replying to you. Weird it thinks that’s the language you’re writing in.

Screen shot with text that reads:

“The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Abkhazian by its author. Would you like to reply in Abkhazian?”

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jun 25

I am seriously going to print and laminate this. LAMINATE!!!

Image of a Bluesky license that looks like a drivers license created at the link in the repost below.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jun 19

lol. Ok!

Zelda bottom and Zaza top cleaning each other in the “leg hammock” between my legs on the recliner.

Most mornings I come out to the recliner with a blanket for a bit and Zelda goes in between the legs and Zaza is usually up on my chest. But sometimes they’re together in the leg hammock and sleep together there until I have to get up.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jun 9

This is a Cat checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Not our kitty. Here’s a grainy low light pic of the Romeo who has been outside for at least 4 days. One of our two ladies is in heat, and of course he knows despite them never being outside. We’ve been putting food out because Tom cats on the quest will often be gone from home for a couple of weeks.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Jun 4

I preferred the 70s version that had more Kate Bush in it.

Album cover for the Kate Bush album, Never Forever.

Posted only because I literally always think of this album cover when I think of cornucopia. The most cornucopia’d cornucopia of all.

Like seriously awesome album people.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 28

Factory made signs you say?

Crowd behind Trump holding factory made signs saying full that seat.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 23

Star Trek The Next Generation title card for the episode “Everybody Poops”

Subtitle “And if you don’t you’re an Android, and should be destroyed”

Sorry Data

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 16

Rueben Kincaid from The Party Family and not the actor playing him Dave Madden.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 15

Image of Harrison ford with overlay text reading:

HARRISON FORD'S MESSAGE TO YOUNG AMERICANS AT ASU GRADUATION SPEECH:
"Nature doesn't need people.
People need nature to survive.
A healthy natural world provides free services to mankind that we cannot provide for ourselves: oxygen in the air we breathe; pollinators for our crops; fresh water and carbon capture from our forest, wetlands, and ocean; medicines, present and future, from the rainforest. We have an essential mandate to protect 30% of the world's land and sea by 2030 to prevent the mass extinction, to slow the warming of our planet... but we are STILL losing nature to profiteering, corruption, and conflict!"

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 14

They’re mad at the wrong people. Reminds me of this.

A table scene with a brown skinned person with an empty plate, a construction worker with a single cookie on his plate, and an old rich white man in a blue suit with a large mound of cookies o his plate saying to the construction worker “Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie.”

Just substitute brown skinned person with homeless person for this thread.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· May 9

Can’t say last one looks ridiculous. It would be racist.

Oriental bamboo straw cone hat for outdoor work.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 27

Many many buttons in a Japanese public toilet

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 27

Reminds me of one of mine. We got her too early really. But our other kitty stepped up as substitute mom and took care of her and taught her some things after a couple of days of ‘tension’. :)

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 22

We can’t have nice things.

Screenshot showing:

Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky... • 18h
• Joined Mar '24
When I chose this silly name I thought it would make people laugh, I never expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.

Screenshot showing the same account less than a day later:

Not Found
Account is deactivated

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 18

Star Trek original series lifeless puppet head from Balok’s ship.

Also, grown up Clint Howard looks more scary

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 11

“Mine. Don’t mess with her.” Every morning I come out and cozy up with a blanket they’re between my legs.

Zaza with her arm/leg over Zelda like she’s guarding her from the peace and silence. (Both and calico cats who are the best of friends.)

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 10

Weird. For your reference:

Screenshot showing the title card for HuffPost article from the top of this thread.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Apr 5

Had to order this. How could I not?

Menu item:

Death By Tikka Masala
Chicken/ Paneer Tikka masala (Main Dish), Chaap Tikka Masala, Dal Tadka, Samosa.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 22

Jupiter is in Gemini, and honestly, it’s like the one guy is handing the other guy drugs. Proof!

The constellation Gemini shown with a faded artist image overlayed showing two figures and Jupiter right at their hands.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 21

This is every morning I wake up too early and go sit on the recliner with a blanket. Zelda and Zaza run to get between my legs. They probably think it’s for their comfort but I may get more from it. My calico pals aren’t related, but kinda became mother daughter at first and then sisters.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 20

Excuse me, but that’s Rueben Kincaid.

Rueben Kincaid standing in front of the partridge family tour bus painted in a Piet Mondrian inspired pattern. You know, like the background on the majority report with sam seder. Cropped out of the image is Ana Banana Vibeland.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 12

They are waiting …

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 3

They take this so seriously they somehow revoked your handle.

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🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Mar 3

Asshole clouds instead of a blood moon and frankly, this is what the world feels like right now.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Feb 27

Oh? We’re posting office pics?

Above doorway shelving that’s holds *some* of our office supplies.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Feb 25

I’m not sure how they survive our winters, but they have been seen roaming Winnipeg without concern for vehicles.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Feb 11

The numbers app on my iPhone is now giving me the finger. When did that happen? What do I do?

Screenshot closeup of the Numbers app from Apple with a bar chart for the image that is the same shape as fingers when flipping the bird.

🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵@crucialwax· Feb 9

Spouse had a leopard print jacket she loved. Her mother saw it and loved it as well. So much that spouse gave it to her. What i’m going to miss is Edith Prickley fantasy night.