Here’s the inside scoop straight out of the man himself’s own two hands and ten digits; it’s right there in FELLOWSHIP’s fucking prologue.

Once again, folks are adapting Tolkien who appear to have never read Tolkien. Fuck you, Andy.

Art the Clown spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.

I’m not shocked, but boy, this koala sure is!

This is such a moldy and blockheaded take that, a) I am aghast at you posting it, and b) so short on energy to unravel it that all I can do is share this meme in lieu of a substantial reply

He’s giving:

Live look at my reaction to this turn of events

Live look at me reading this play on words in real time:

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Did Mass Audubon hire Jonathan Frakes to write their emails or something?

Jacquelyn Martin knew what she was doing when she took this shot.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

rolling up to the club

this is almost certainly not the first occasion when the ITYSL hot dog meme has been deployed to mock RFK Jr.’s dumb leathery ass, but I can safe comfortably that it won’t be the last time either

When I overhear someone talking about horror movies

Shit his pants on stage then slip on a banana peel and fall in the mess? Damn, that’s embarrassing for him, gosh.