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Joel Bass

@crunchygods

Book reader, art starter, dog snorfler

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Joel Bass@crunchygods· 6d

Space saving tip: Mugs from defunct online retailers can also serve as momento mori

A garden.com mug shaped like a flower pot

Joel Bass@crunchygods· 11d

Katla, Iceland’s deadliest volcano, topped by Mýrdalsjökull glacier. Farmhouse for scale.

Katla, Iceland’s deadliest volcano, topped by Mýrdalsjökull glacier. Farmhouse for scale.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· 13d

Keagan the Dog looking affable

Joel Bass@crunchygods· 25d

My cousin’s friend Terrance (aka Edith/Tuvi/Tera) is missing, probably in Portland, OR. Please call the number if you have any info.

MISSING PERSON: Terrance Wash (aka Edith/Tuvi/Tera). Description: Black, 5’10”, 31 years old.
Last Seen at PDX airport, 7/23 4am.
Wearing black joggers, brown shoes, black Taco shirt, tiger print cardigan, black/grey backpack and hair in a bun.
Please contact 512-769-5605 with any info

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jun 9

Grief is exhausting.

Maynard Dixon photo of a dark mountain under foreboding clouds, with shimmering gold-leafed cottonwoods in the foreground

Joel Bass@crunchygods· May 26

My wife created a place where things like this happen.

A photo from Kathryn’s garden: a Tiger Swallowtail visits a Beauty of Livermere poppy.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· May 19

Bar chart showing aspen tree growth rates

Our aspen trees somehow grew in the shape of a bar chart

Joel Bass@crunchygods· May 9

Very proud of my Marc Andreessen Egg Portrait…

My attempt to paint an online egg to look like Marc Andreesan

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Apr 26

Leucadia Afternoon

Yellow flowers on a cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean at Leucadia, CA

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Feb 14

Sometimes a cartoon perfectly expresses the horror

A cartoon from Nick Anderson published at RawStory, showing Pam Bondi with a frighteningly large shouting face, shouting at a seated woman representing Epstein victims, and Bondi’s saying “HAVE YOU *SEEN* THE STOCK MARKET?” while the Epstein victim sobs into her hands.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jan 16

Sunset at the Trader Joe’s parking lot, Jan. 14th

A fiery sunset at the Trader Joe’s parking lot, Jan. 14th

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jan 7

Shared 5 years ago today:

From a Dave Ross post in r/LateStageCapitalism: “This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the Bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them”

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Dec 8

6:15pm, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

A photo of a Pollolandia fried chicken restaurant at night. The interior is mostly yellow, and the scene reminded me of Hopper’s Nighthawks

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Nov 21

Stubbed my toe so hard I went full #SamElliott

My silly Sam Elliott impression

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Nov 17

Today at Tamarack State Beach, Carlsbad, CA

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Sep 8

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Album cover for Jellyfish’s second album, “Spilt Milk,” featuring psychedlic lettering, a gold curtain, a sad little redheaded girl wearing a starry pink swimsuit and tiara, and a studio full of keyboards and other instruments.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Aug 23

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jul 28

“A Sunday on La Grande Jatte” by Georges Seurat

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jul 18

Woman holds protest sign saying “There are no white people in the Bible. Take all the time you need with this"

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jun 14

Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?

An old Photoshop I did combining a shot of me on a beach with the final SFX shot from the movie, Quiet Earth

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Jun 1

Magnolia Collects Itself, May 2025

Closeup of magnolia blossom

Joel Bass@crunchygods· May 27

Double exposure: Breakfast at DEN

A double exposure combining a restaurant's warming dome with DEN airport buildings

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Apr 26

Aesthetics aren't the most important thing, but they do say a lot.

A before-and-after comparison showing Pope Francis's efforts to bring humility to the throne room of the Vatican, followed by a before-and-after comparison showing President Trump's efforts to bling out the Oval Office.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Apr 11

Moonbase 17, Carlsbad, CA

Bulldozer tracks on a beach in Carlsbad, CA

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Apr 10

If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone

Moonlight Beach, Carlsbad, CA

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Apr 5

Sometimes I wish retirement in America wasn’t based solely on gambling.

Onion headline shows a photo of parents sitting with a child, having a difficult conversation, and headline says “Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money Is In Heaven Now"

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Mar 15

Well said, sir

Familiar photo of Nicola Tesla with the caption, "Get my name off your shitty cars you Nazi Fuck"

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Feb 23

A meme from Reddit, from @slayercomma, showing the abandoned MDR department from Severance, with the caption, "MDR after all the innies discovered sex"

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Feb 21

Quick iPhone sketch: Down the street, 5:30pm.

Quick digital sketch in shades of lavender & plum, showing neighborhood trees and houses receding into the distance, with the snow causing less and less contrast as you look farther away. Three little squares of yellow suggest windows.

Joel Bass@crunchygods· Feb 19

Meme showing Smokey the Bear image, with the text "Only YOU can prevent forest fires," followed by "Seriously. We've been defunded. It's just you now."