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cinematographer for Doogal (2006)
this is unfair: a lot of people not in the national press have correctly identified maine voters as dumb hogs
this is the strong fire department. the name of the town is strong. yeah it’s named after the stench of urine there. that’s what they use to put out the fires
it’s my grandfathers birthday and i was thinking of how we used to watch the discovery channel together and lol looking at it now. eloi country
apple music algorithm guy seeing someone switch from the lilly allen sex addict song to qumu’s version of the metal mario theme
there are a lot of things to be pissed off about re: platner’s campaign but raising millions of dollars and saying you don’t have enough money to vet your candidate isn’t really malpractice as much as it is russian roulette with a fully loaded gun
democratic control of the senate wasn’t worth the cost of a few mortgage payments apparently
a bald eagle just flew overhead and it was huge. i think if it had divebombed me it would probably have taken my head off. that eulogy basically writes itself
what if i died and whoever had to go through my stuff had to sort this stuff out
there’s something wrong with her. she’s not even eating the bunnies anymore. there’s just a pile of bodies in the yard shaped like a house
in lighter news I am happy to share an excerpt from my upcoming YA fantasy novel that has been picked up and will be coming out this fall. hardcore fans of the genre may recognize just a few easter eggs
you don’t have to credit people whose job it is writing about politics who fell for the obvious bullshit in the world. just pretend a chapo guy wrote it
people who supported the violent nazi with a billion red flags: the real villains here are actually everyone who opposed the violent nazi with a billion red flags