Mothma'am

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Local Queer Cryptid Elder Millennial she/her #Pittsburgh Fix your hearts or die. 🩷💛🩵 ♓♓♏ #feralpierogi

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Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· 25d

This was timed well. 🦝

Screen of my Bluesky feed of my post stating "why yes, I have become emotionally invested in a raccoon born with a spinal deformity" with a repost below from user Davis Bickford showing pictures and drawings of Jimothy the raccoon being super cute in his community (who I am speaking of)

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· 29d

Jurassic Eat 'N Park.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 11

I took a selfie in the style the kids are doing these days and I look like Stretch Armstrong. 🤣🤣🤣 So here's us at Mean Girls today.

I am standing in the middle of 3 friends and my arm looks extra stretched out and very silly holding my phone camera up. My friend Carrie is in cutie leopard print, Dixie is dressed as Janice and Anna is dressed as Damien from Mean Girls. We are at The Benedum standing in front of a Pittsburgh CLO backdrop.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 8

10 years ago...

Photo of me hugging the Stanley Cup won by the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2016. I am wearing my lucky #9 Ron Francis jersey.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 7

Like go now and toggle it off.

Screenshot of Instagram settings under the Sharing and Reuse tab. Users need to toggle off the setting that allows any user to take your images or videos and turn them into AI trash slop. I beg of you to go and turn this setting off immediately.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 5

thank you! My girl can rarely let me get away with just color. I usually like to go easy after an intricate set. It was sad to say goodbye to her:

Image of rainbow pride nails with Jalapeno Hannah hand painted in the thumb and a small pierogi painted on the ring finger nail.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 5

Yesterday's set was me wanting a Baja Blasty teal and Hilary wanting to fuck around with some new brushes & silver. I love when my industry pals trust me to experiment.

Close up of my left hand scrunched in a claw shape. My nails have been shortened and filed in a spicy almond shape. They are painted a bright teal color in reference to a Baja Blast. Index & middle finger nails have a milky marbling effect and some liquid silver abstractly painted that gives Terminator 2 vibes. Photo is tagged with IG username @daisybeautypgh and a text box that says "T-1000 Baja Blast".

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 4

On this 4th day of July I will be getting fresh claws then meeting friends for Triple Dippers at Chili's then going home to edibles and Wet Hot American Summer. 🫡

Image of Captain America's cake-like ass. Delish.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 4

Image from the box office smash film Independence Day where a big white house of importance gets annihilated by a spaceship

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 3

Cheers!

Close up of my hand holding a half drink Baja Blast from Taco Bell with rainbow painted nails. Ring finger has a pierogi painted on it.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jul 1

It's the little things, like being the first in line for a new release at your local library. Can't wait to dive into this new @paultremblay.bsky.social .

Screenshot of my library holds telling me the new Dead but Dreaming of Electric Sheep by Paul Tremblay is available at the Shaler North Hills library

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 28

Happy 100th Birthday to the Warhol Bridge. Yes, in Pittsburgh we have birthday parties for bridges 🌉. Allegheny County Executive Sara Innamorato introduces Dixie Surewood to lead the party goers with 🎶 Happy Birthday 🎶.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 27

Sometimes under the AI garbage, Google still has jokes.

Screen shot of using Google to search for the TV show, Widow's Bay. Under the Did you mean section it reads: "the next Martha's Vineyard and definitely not cursed". Shows a photo of Matthew Rhys as town mayor sitting at a desk clutching a notebook.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 26

Show me a pic that captures your essence.

Image of me in pink glasses & my hair pulled up into a half high ponytail. My hair is split dyed pink & dark brown. I am lovingly holding 5 colorful boba tea plushies I won at a Clawcade.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 25

Here she is.

Close up of a pasta salad in a red bowl with ditalini pasta, fresh basil ribbons, pearl mozzarella balls, small heirloom tomatoes (red, yellow, & orange) finely shredded parmesan, tossed in a champagne tomato vinaigrette

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 22

Heading back to Pittsburgh today. Can't wait to see this goob.

Boyd the Irish Setter laying on a gray couch on a fuzzy gray couch cover with his head on a blue pillow snuggling a big foot stuffed animal. His facial expression shows annoyance as he's over me taking his photo.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 22

Happy Father's Day to my dad and his new children.

Image of a grassy yard with 5 baby rabbit kits exploring outside of their nest.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 20

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Image of my toes painted to look like hot dogs. I am wearing Taco Bell Crocs slides that are black & purple. If you looked at my feet you owe me $5.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 20

Pens' reporter Hailey Hunter will not be returning to the broadcast team. Discovered this morning that she Doordashes a few times a week with her husband leaving bibles & notes about god with customers is absolutely weird & gross. Oh & they donate their tips to a Tim Tebow charity. Good riddance.

A screenshot from Hailey Hunter's Instagram account showing her writing religious notes to doordash customers without their knowledge or consent. They leave bibles with customers and donate their earnings to the Tim Tebow Foundation. Stop pushing your religion on other people.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 17

Selfie of OP wearing torn Michael Myers tee, black leggings and pink sneakers. Hair is long, messy, and cartoon red. I am holding and drinking a large container of cherry limeade.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 16

Current view.

Oriental, North Carolina. Image of a small marina in the background with a variety of boats. Sky is a gray-blue and cloudy. Foreground is a small metal table with an iced latte and a book sitting on a deck outside of a local coffee shop called The Bean.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 14

It was exactly what I needed/wanted.

Image of me holding a Buc-ee's sliced brisket sandwich with BBQ sauce & pickles in front of my steering wheel.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 11

Not me front & center with my eyes closed. My eyeshadow looks great, tho. Thanks to the crew at 5801 for another fantastic opening Pride weekend party. Thanks to QBurgh & Ava Grace for the phenomenal photos!

Crowd outside of 5801 in Shadyside celebrating Pride with a gorgeous Drag Show hosted by Dixie Surewood with special guest Jimbo.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 11

The reward.

Close up of sliced heirloom red tomatoes topped with flaky salt & ground pepper open-faced on bread spread thick with Duke's mayonnaise (jar is blurry in the back) sitting on a white plate

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 9

Wanna make it 4? 😆

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 9

Cast flyer for the Rocky Horror Picture Show Broadway Revival featuring brightly colored almost Warhol like headshots of the cast. Rachel Dratch, Andrew Durand, Luke Evans, Amber Gray, Harvey Guillen, Stephanie Hsu, Juliette Lewis, Josh Rivera, & Michaela Jae Rodriguez

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 7

Feels good to see a racist shitbag's concert get cancelled and the queer joy went off without a hitch. HAPPY PRIDE, PITTSBURGH. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 5

Day 180 of 180.

Image of OP wearing glasses, a striped sweater, a Diet Coke tee and a rainbow lanyard smiling and looking at the camera

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 4

My consistent library requests for as many @stephengrahamjones.com books as possible to add to our system is working. I am about halfway through and it's a perfectly unhinged collection of stories. I mutter wtf after like every other page 😆.

Image of a copy of Stephen Graham Jones' Zombie Sharks with Metal Teeth book borrowed from Northland Library sitting on an oversized mouse pad styled on the orange, black, and maroon geo carpet pattern from The Shining.

Mothma'am@cryptidbarbie· Jun 3

US Elder millennials were raised on Canadian children's television and it was glorious.