Quick question: if I wear a skort and don't bend my elbows, does this sign mean I can use either room?

Donald. You're writing on a map. A MAP! WTF, dude? Forget how that went for you the last time? I don't know how Republicans developed their complete immunity to irony (and shame), but whatever it is, they're Bogarting that shit. Share some, god damn it! Cheap-ass bastards...

Blanche was always lying. Good to know? But WTF, Trump! Are you an idiot? (No, don't answer that.) You made Blanche lie to everyone for months, then casually blow it up because... what, you're impatient? We already knew the truth. Trump is just a petulant, spoiled infant with no impulse control.

I'M SO SICK OF HIM. I'M SICK OF PEOPLE PRETENDING HE'S NOT AN IDIOT. I'M SICK OF HIS LIES AND HIS DISGUSTING AMORALITY. I'M SICK OF HIS FACE, HIS VOICE, HIS SMIRK. I'M SICK OF HIS INABILITY TO SAY EVEN ONE THING REMOTELY KIND OR HUMBLE OR APPROPRIATE EVER. I'M JUST SO SICK OF HIM.

And a few more Epstein pics, via the House Oversight Committee. In case we've forgotten.

Tariffs only bring money to *Trump*. He loves tariffs because they don't leave fingerprints on your wallet. The grift drives everything in a kleptocracy. There is no 'governance.' Unless something benefits Trump or the oligarchs, it doesn't happen. It's a billionaire's coup. We should fix that.

Remember: she wasn't a sex worker. She wasn't a paid escort. Everyone insists, and threatens anyone who says otherwise. The weird part is that if she said, "Yes, I chose to do sex work," I'd support her. Well, a lot more than I do now, anyway.

Just a few pics from Epstein's photo collection, by way of the House Oversight Committee.

What the hell, buddy? You shopping around for a country you can flee to after you're driven out of the Presidency? Huh. Probably a smart choice, come to think of it. Just don't stick us with your no-account kids and in-laws, OK? If it's a package deal, we'll think about it.

"One person killed in an ICE-involved shooting…" Why not "ICE shot and killed a man in Maine"? If you shoot someone several times and slam their dead body into the pavement, you're more than casually involved. This passive voice hogwash is a shitty half-step for a purported "news organization."

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"I have here in my hand a list of 205 [State Department employees] that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party..."

Donald, you *started* the war with assassinations. If that was wrong, maybe you shouldn't have killed every leader you could target. Bad precedent. Anyway, remember when we had brave leaders? People with courage who stood up when it mattered, even when it wasn't safe? It hasn't been that long.

Sometimes, the truth is worth repeating. "Donald Trump's triumphal arch is a pile of failure coated with a layer of loser." www.threads.com/@middleageri...

Damn. Trump believes his barely-open fair was crowded! Imagine how deluded he would have to be to believe that. Either Trump should have been institutionalized already, or he's just lying to himself to puff his ego and is hoping we don't notice.

Donald, no! That's not yours! Yes, I know it's shiny, but that's no excuse. I understand that you want it, but you can't take things that don't belong to you. Put it back where you found it, Mister.

Ken, Ken, Ken. Can we talk? Trump and his handlers are stealing everything that's not nailed down, killing us, and building concentration camps while they dismantle our democracy. We need a Party that's up to the moment. Vague discontent about prices without a plan isn't what we want to see.

The Dem Leadership is exhausting. After two sentences, I lose the will to live. The country is broken, SCOTUS is shredding our soul. Dems kvetch. What will *you* do if we give you power again? What will you change? Your last answer was "nothing." I'm terrified you'll fuck it up again.

Nice pic, Donnie. And it was after this, when both sides were coated, that you drove your entourage down the full Reflecting Pool. But I'm sure those incredibly heavy, armored cars didn't damage the lining nearly as badly as a couple of people in inflatable frog suits. Sad, impotent old man. Liar

Is Trump confessing he's a Communist? He's angry, and affronted. Check. He does well with voters, but everything he touches decays into poverty and (Trumpian) crime. And DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! If that's the measure, then Trump must be more Leninist than Ho Chi Minh.

Well, damn. Is @schumer.senate.gov actually talking about doing something, and not just kvetching about each Republican scandal? Chucky! I didn't know you had it in you. Tell us more! No, really. Flesh that in. You've spouted too much empty dreck to have earned even the smallest grace.

Every accusation is a confession. Not that we didn't already glean that after Trump's three-day social primal scream media bender. Dude. Might be time to chill.

This is the second or third day of Trump reposting pictures that Xi Jinping must have sent him on social media. "Why can't America be more like communist China?" Trump laments, while the supposedly anti-communist, American exceptionalist GOP firmly holds its collective tongue with both hands.

Trump's meltdown is my new happy place. The DOJ is bleeding competent lawyers, but Trump pretends that having all your long-term talent leave is a *positive* thing. "Good riddance! We broke up with them first. And we didn't like them anyway!" It's not them; it's you. Just another bad breakup.

It's a theme. Even in his fevered imagination, and after he's carved into rock, someone still has to paint Donald's face orange.

Trump is just realizing that nobody is coming to the party he stole. It was *our* birthday, dufus, not yours.

Another of the souvenir pics Xi Jinping gave Donald. Trump is pulling in hard, but Xi is still at arm's length, leaning away as if Trump's breath smells. Trump must think this is good stuff; I think Donnie just looks desperate. No, Donald, nobody wants the U.S. to be more like China.

In this shot, Trump and Xi are together, but leaning away from each other as if they hate each other's company. Trump is stooped and angry; Xi might be struggling to hold back a smile. Psst! Donnie! You're listing a bit to starboard there. Is it time for another infusion?

Donald. People only steal food when they can't afford to buy it. They're *hungry*. And your solution? Throw them into overcrowded jails. Just as well, I suppose. "Christian" never fit you well.

Trump must be feeling sad. He's losing so often that his staff posts lots of AI slop, hoping to perk him up. Shame they suck at this. Notice that, even in Trumpian wish-fulfillment land, Cubist Donald is still orange? Would they have to paint the rocks?