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Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jul 10

Oh.... Patrick what have you done? May I present Steel Dawn. Like Mad Max with 100% less Mel Gibson and 100% more Patrick Swayze.

DVD cover for the movie "Steel Dawn" against a vast, clear blue sky. The poster features a close-up, low-angle shot of a serious-looking Patrick Swayze, styled as a desert warrior with a thin headband, a beard, and dark hair. He wears a textured, studded leather vest with a light-colored hood resting on his shoulders.

At the top, the title "STEEL DAWN" is written in a bold, metallic white font. To the right of his face, the tagline reads: "He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword." Patrick Swayze's name is prominently displayed across the bottom in a white sans-serif font

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jul 10

[rec]

Movie poster for the documentary "[•REC] Terror Sin Pausa."
The setting is a dark, decaying hallway with debris on the floor and a tall wooden door in the center. Faint beams of light stream from the top left. In the foreground, a professional video camera rests on the floor.
Large, glowing white text across the middle reads "[•REC]" with a prominent solid red recording dot, subtitled "TERROR SIN PAUSA." Additional Spanish text marks it as a documentary on Spanish horror cinema directed by Diego López-Fernández, featuring studio logos and a Sitges Film Festival 2022 laurel at the top

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jul 3

Bag of Cinnabon that was door dashed to a neighbor. It has been sitting in 100 degree weather now going on 3 days. Is it still good? Was it ever good?

A bag of Cinnabon sitting on a front porch in direct sun. There is a green door presumably going into the house. It has been sitting there for 3 days now.my wife and I have a bet about if it is still "good". Neither of us are willing to try it to settle the bet.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jun 30

TerrorVision

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jun 30

#cats #caturday on Monday... Potato with sleeping derp face

Potato the cat. She has medium length white fur (from this angle). This is a close up of her face. She is sleeping on her back, her face is is kind of tucked under her right front leg. Her mouth is slightly open and the tip of her tongue is sticking out.

Her nose is very pink.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jun 24

Is that Potato's brother from another mother?

A tan and white cat sleeping on a blue sofa. There is a blue throw pillow with a white elephant on it, on the sofa.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jun 10

Mr Nick

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Apr 9

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Found this gem of a lunchbox in an antique store in Rhode Island today.

A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. A banner reads "back in '76"

A colonial officer is sitting on a stool and a kid is shining his boot.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Apr 4

Out of town visiting family. Noticed they have 2 empty picture frames. Going to go get photos of my cats printed to put in the frames. Wonder how long it will take for them to notice. #chaoticgood #caturday

My cat potato. She is white with tan patches. She is in her cat bed, on her back with her front paws in a praying mantis pose. Her eyes indicate that she will fuck you up if you touch the belly.

My cat kabob. She is a tortie. She is sitting on a hardwood floor, with a blue and white rug in the back ground. She has a very stern look on her face.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Mar 7

One Way Jesus?

A one way sign with a small hand written sign below it that says "Jesus"

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Feb 21

Shhhhhh.... The monster is sleeping

A white cat with a tan tail and tan patches on her head. She is sleeping on a white blanket on a blue chair. Her name is potato and she is a monster.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Feb 20

Poorly Drawn Lines

A three panel comic. The comic features a mouse sitting up on a green floor.

In the first panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "I am right about some things"

In the second panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "not a lot of them"

In the third panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "so, it's pretty special when it happens"

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Feb 9

Parable of the Sower Octavia Butler

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Feb 1

A bag of Otterbein's Chocolate Chip Cookies. The bag is red squares in a grid separated by white lines. There is a see through space so you can see thin cookies.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jan 10

3/ A remixed war poster #MinistryofHomelandSecurity #propaganda

A remixed war propaganda poster. There is an American Flag at the to. Tentacles are springing from a hole in the flag and wrapping around the Asian Pacific countries.

At the bottom it says: America Hungers! Don't Get In Our Way!

A message from the ministry of Homeland security.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jan 10

A remixed war propaganda poster

A remixed War propaganda image. There is a boy with a yellow and red stripe shirt, long pants tennis shoes, red baseball hat. He is riding a bicycle down what looks like a dirt road. Behind him there is a field and a very low flying fighter plane and some planes off in the distance up in the sky.

Below the image the text reads: Boy! I feel safer already! And it's all thanks to... The ministry of Homeland security.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jan 10

Going through some stuff packed up in boxes and found this gem of a book that is 20+ years old. #propaganda #vonnegut 1/

A book cover. There is an image of a fighter pilot stepping out of a cockpit of a plane. Behind him are more planes flying.

Red banner at the top: You Back The Attack!
Blue banner at the bottom: We'll Bomb Who We Want!

*Remixed war propaganda by Micha Ian Wright*
With a forward by Kurt Vonnegut. An introduction by Howard Zinn and commentary by The Center for Constitutional Rights

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Jan 8

Hey, I just noticed you are back...I am not chronically on line so it could be me...I hope the respite was good. Potato sends an aloof "welcome back"

Potato the cat. She is white with tan ears. She has medium fluffy fur. She is sitting on a table and looking away from the camera. On the right is a pink water bottle.

Potato has black ook in her eye. We have been treating an eye infection. It is gone we think, but she wants nothing to do with her butlers touching her face.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Dec 20

A close up of Potato the #cat s tufted #toebeans. They are cute but not good for traction. She frequently has to deploy her hand knives like Wolverine to keep from sliding off of shit. #caturday

A close up of a cat's toebeans. Her paw is white with long Tufts of fur. The fur obscures the pink toe beans. This makes for a very graceless cat.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Dec 20

Potato the #cat She is wound up, laying in my lap, slow walking the murder of her rabbit dog toy. You can see her tufted #toebeans on this fine #caturday

Potato the cat. She is white and tan colored with medium to long fur. She is laying in my lap holding a stuffed dog toy that looks like a rabbit. Her left front paw is turned up and you can see her pink and fuzzy toe beans.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Dec 7

A meme with an image from a Oliver Twist. A young Oliver is holding an empty bowl out. The caption reads, "Please Sir, may I have some less"

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Dec 4

@cola.baby did it again. Super fast shipping. High quality product. On top of the 1% off, it came with an unexpected sticker. If you don't like stickers, we maybe can't be friends. My friend got one as well. They are not on line but they said the same thing + Union made!

A black toque with a guillotine embroidered on it. Sitting on top of the toque is a smiling guillotine sticker with a glitter outline.

1% off for the good of everyone!

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Dec 2

Can't fool me, this is from the Butthole Surfers - Piouhgd album

The back side of the Butthole Surfers album Piouhgd.

On the left side are four portraits with distorted faces.

Right side top are the four people in a group shot with distorted bodies. Below that is a track listing for Piouhgd:

Side 1
Revolution part 1
Revolution part 2
Lonesome Bulldog
Lonesome Bulldog II
The Hurdy Gurdy Man
Golden Showers
Lonesome Bulldog III

Side 2
Blind man
No, I Ironman
Something
p.s.y.
Lonesome Bulldog IV

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Nov 25

#photo without context, with #allttext

A weathered paper sign taped to a box attached to a street light. There is a human finger holding a torn bit of the sign in place, so it can be read.

There is a QR code in the upper left.

Top center "The church of the worm"

A giant blue dot takes most of the space. In the blue dot, "remove your limbs! today!"

Below the blue dot, "and ascend with us. Relinquish your corporeal form and acquire true enlightenment"

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Nov 9

Potato wants to know if you got treats.

A fluffy white and tan cat looking up intently.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Nov 5

Three different spider men. Rash one is pointing at the other two.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Nov 4

#nocontext with #alttext photo

A flier taped to a poll.

Lost worm alert
Monetary and spiritual reward
(Picture of a multi leg and spikey worm)
My worm has been missing since the dawn of the anthropocene. Please help me locate him. Responds to (damaged letters)athoth'shhh.

Note that he is toxic and radioactive. Please limit physical contact if possible. Where am I? What is going on? Who are you?

My name is Q. Lump Esq.
(Picture of mid age male with short dark hair)
Help me locate my worm

Report all sightings (QR Code)

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Nov 3

#nocontext with #alttext Also #cat

A white and tan cat, curled up and sleeping in a blue chair, covered in a white blanket.

Her eyes are shut and her back right leg is sticking up and out. You can see her tufted paws.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Oct 26

I remember earlier times on Blue Sky... Hog on main, lots of mutual aid, posting books/art/movies daily. How about a #nocontext with #alttext photo challenge? Post a photo that you took, no downloads, no memes, no context. Be sure to include alt text, describe the photo without context.

A flooded intersection. There is a flowering bush in the left foreground. Mid ground right, there is an orange electric scooter parked in the water by a fire hydrant and a tree. In the background are 3 cars parked in the flooded street. There is a firefighter standing close to the closest parked car. His back is turned to the car and he is looking away from the car and down the street. The car is on fire.

Coffee is life@cryptrocket· Oct 25