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Christopher Robin Zimmerman Not running for governor of Minnesota Knowledge Management lead, MNIT Services KFAI presenter (Weekend on Demand @weekend.crz.mn / Dollar Bin @dollarbin.crz.mn) Wrote those funny Nitro recaps in 1999 karaoke superstar he/him

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CRZ 🧷@crz· 25d

Oh, you wanted a CONVERSATION BREAKING: District 2 now includes Uptown I wonder aloud how many folks reading this would like to have known just a little earlier that Rep. Craig was putting in a personal appearance at the VFW today (My ACTUAL quote was "Wow, gross")

A group portrait of veterans - thirteen adults, many wearing VFW caps - posing and smiling with US Representative Angie Craig, standing against a wood‑paneled wall.

CRZ 🧷@crz· 25d

Here's the video Sheepdog PAC texted me. It's a real hoot! Their web site says they endorse Adam Schwarze, which explains some OTHER texts I've been getting

CRZ 🧷@crz· 25d

Got a fun text about Michele Tafoya from a PAC whose name is really hard to find. (It's "Sheepdog PAC") I'm not sure this is how voting works? (Am *I* a liberal Californian?)

Michele Tafoya is NOT a conservative. She’s a pro-abortion Hollywood liberal.

Tafoya lashed out while discussing a conservative plan to stop abortion.

She called banning abortion “dumb” and said she’d “go to Washington and march” to keep it legal.

Watch the video. See her true colors for yourself.

Michele Tafoya attacked our values. Now she wants our votes.

Vote NO on liberal Californian Michele Tafoya.

Reply STOP to opt out.

CRZ 🧷@crz· 28d

Where's North Star Dawn PAC keep finding these super trustworthy lookin' fellers

Photo of my TV spewing out another Angie Craig ad from North Star Dawn PAC. Text: WE CAN'T TRUST PEGGY FLANAGAN

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 11

Only one note, if you'll permit me

Omnia Ostia's photo of the label from Bono EVOO, to which I have added some sunglasses to the slightly familiar looking olio mascot purely with PhotoShop and absolutely no AI

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 10

Wow, this just keeps on giving. Best metadata I've read today

mohammadmajed.com
Wazwaz for Minnesota
A professional and trustworthy campaign website for Mohammed Wazwaz, candidate for Governor of Minnesota. Built to connect with voters, share his vision, ...

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 7

Well he sure showed US

From the final page of "Tintin in America," sure enough Tintin (and Snowy) conquered America and Belgium reigns supreme

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 6

Computer, zoom in on the horse's expression

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 6

TONIGHT'S MATCH

Cover of the Tintin adventure "Tintin in America" (the one where Tintin's on an oddly surprised horse, as opposed to the classic-yet-culturally-insensitive one where "Indians" have tied up Tintin) (Tintin is Belgian)

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 5

Hey this @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social doesn't say PROSECUTE ICE at all! I guess they were worried the other residents of my street might faint or something (Also, too rainy for a better photo, sorry)

CRZ's unkempt lawn is proud home of a CEDRICK FRAZIER: COUNTY ATTORNEY sign

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 4

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CRZ 🧷@crz· Jul 1

Bwahahahaha got a text from Jake from Anders Folk. He's a Democrat! Mayor Frey just thinks he's the best! Such fine selling points from a campaign who clearly knows their audience! (Can't wait to see when my terrible lawn meets the standards for a Cedrick Frazier sign)

Hi Christopher, it's Jake with Anders Folk's campaign for Hennepin County Attorney.

Anders is a Democrat, a Marine, and former Acting U.S. Attorney. Anders has taken on the toughest cases. He has held accountable those who violate civil rights, target houses of worship, and put our communities at risk. Anders believes that in Hennepin County, no one is above the law, including ICE agents who abuse their power.

Anders is endorsed by Mayor Jacob Frey and former U.S Attorney Andy Luger.

The primary is coming up on August 11th; can Anders count on your support?

Text STOP to quit

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 27

Sorry, Zohran fans, or you're welcome? (Reminder: ordained, but not by THAT church)

Rev. CRZ's closest match on that political alignment thingy is purportedly Pope Leo XIV

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 27

UPDATE: I WILL *NOT* SEE YOU THERE, no wonder they didn't skeet it

Friday June 26: Tonight's show is SOLD OUT Advance tickets Only

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 27

TONIGHT! See you at @cloudlandtheater.bsky.social

Cloudland: 3533 E Lake Street Minneapolis, MN
Chinese American Bear from Seattle / Mandopop Duo
The Controversial New 'Skinny Pill' New Wave/Psych Pop
Friday June 26 2026 $17 ADV $20 DOS/DOOR 21+
DOORS 7:30 PM MUSIC 8PM

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 24

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 21

I was SHOCKED to see Chet out on the streets at 1.30 but didn't say hi as I was worrying that MPD was quickly blockading in my car parked on Lyndale and I wanted to get outta there quickly (home now!)

My car precariously parked next to some crime scene tape far from the actual crime, as is MPD's way

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 13

Home and watching the end of the game, oh man, missed an Aurora goal

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 10

Ah, the most wonderful time of the match

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CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 9

Nineteenth minute: RED CARD FOR HANNAH JOHANN! Aurora now playing 11 on 10! But still @mnaurorafc.bsky.social 0 - @siouxfallscityfc.bsky.social 0

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 7

Thanks! And HOT DOG web.archive.org/web/20021224...

CRZ 🧷@crz· Jun 2

I can never play again. I just went 79-3, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=5id...

79-3, A+, Mike Bibby, Allen Iverson, Rick Barry, LeBron James, Wilt Chamberlain

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 29

MINNESOTA AURORA W!!! @mnaurorafc.bsky.social up to 3-0-0 with a 1-0 victory over Rockford Raptors FC. Here's a replay of the Aurora goal, a header by Talia Coury from Kalo Iongi in the 28th minute:

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 29

Oooh! Missed it by THAT much @mnaurorafc.bsky.social

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 27

"[Leading] the charge" rotflmao (Noem was fired in March)

Screen grab from Civic Progress Fund ad for Angie Craig

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 27

Never forget Angie Craig held up a sign that one time ("Civic Progress Fund" certainly doesn't want you to forget)

Angie Craig displays an "IMPEACH KRISTI NOEM" sign

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 22

"No AI but Kitigawa" #AuroraFC @mnaurorafc.bsky.social

Photo of Aurora #31 Ai Kitigawa on the field at TCO Stadium, already 2 goals scored tonight

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 21

DREAM ACHIEVED: Now in season five and I finally feel I've been given (thanks @mnrevontulet.bsky.social !), bought and applied enough @mnaurorafc.bsky.social pins to finally declare this an "old man hat." LET'S GO AURORA

In this selfie taken at TCO stadium, CRZ models his first-edition Aurora hat festooned with nine different and artfully arranged lapel pins and badges

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 20

I feel this

CRZ's hand in a fingerless "skeleton" glove holding a work badge, taken from inside a light rail car

CRZ 🧷@crz· May 19

#nowplaying Various Artists - Too Slow To Disco: Neo En France