C.Synthare

@csynthare

Philadelphia, Goth, Ex-Geek, Discordian

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C.Synthare@csynthare· 19d

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally? 🫠

Deer in the forest at night in front of a brightly glowing mysterious cross.

C.Synthare@csynthare· Jul 10

BREAKING NEWS: Tilly Norwood found murdered in home. Former actress Aki Ross arrested at scene. "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!" she screamed as she was taken into custody.

C.Synthare@csynthare· Jun 27

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C.Synthare@csynthare· Jun 18

My Bsky License.

C.Synthare@csynthare· Jun 6

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C.Synthare@csynthare· May 20

@keezyyoung.bsky.social , thanks for the advice.

A person making fun of the discover tab in BlueSky, as seen on the discover tab.

C.Synthare@csynthare· May 16

C.Synthare@csynthare· May 16

My favorite place on earth.

A backyard. You see a patio, bench and a fence.

C.Synthare@csynthare· Apr 12

PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOUR STUPID!

C.Synthare@csynthare· Feb 6

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

C.Synthare@csynthare· Jan 2

C.Synthare@csynthare· Dec 23

This is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen. Lyrics from a conservative "goth/industrial" band.

The screen flickers blue in the dead of the night
The Hawktagon glows with a pixelated light
First out the gate, it’s the plumber in red
With a "Problematic" banner hanging over his head
He’s facing the Thread of a Thousand Receipts
Scouring his history for digital cheats
But Mario jumps, breaks a brick on the "Lurk"
He doesn't have time for the performative work!

Enter the Hawktagon, choose your side
Where the 1080p and the sprites collide
From the Mushroom Kingdom to the Bird App’s rage
The old school heroes are taking the stage
It’s a glitch in the system, a war on the feed
In the Hawktagon, nobody’s freed!

Link draws the Master Sword, shiny and keen
Against the Sultan of Subtext, the king of the screen
The Sultan says, "Hero, your quest is cliché!"
Link just spins-attacks 'til the clouds turn to gray
Then Samus appears, but the Optics Brigade
Is checking the metadata of every upgrade
They’re citing her "Tone" and her "Lack of Nuance"
She fires a missile—there goes their influence!

The Discourse is rising, a shapeless black mass
Demanding an apology for things in the past
It feeds on the outrage, it lives on the click
But Kirby just gulps it—man, that’s a neat trick!
He swallows the "Call-out," he digests the "Ban"
Now Kirby’s got powers like a blue-check-mark man!

Donkey Kong’s swinging, he’s hitting the "Mute"
Tossing his barrels at the "Bad Faith" dispute
The Ratio Monster is growing in size
But Fox McCloud hits it right between the eyes
"Do a barrel roll!" shouted the ghost of the past
As the Algorithm breathes its very last
The 1-UP is ringing, the high score is set
The Hawktagon hasn't seen anything yet!

GAME OVER. WINNER: RETRO.

C.Synthare@csynthare· Dec 5

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