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@ctierengineer
🏴 senior engineer at a large corpo
i’m in the hebrides and they get all their sand shipped in from the bahamas so they can lure tourists in with enticing beaches but the water is ice cold they then bottle their souls and sell them in shops for tourists who ask silly questions like “is sand real or shipped in?”
this is a two-way road with a speed limit of 60 mph (~100kmh) it’s wide enough for one car
for context, the OG traffic-coned statue in Glasgow's Queen Street
our Pipelines are constantly in flux with numerous changes (some breaking). the fail so often with manual rejection or actual build fails that we've got a slack meme for the bot when it gets too rowdy
sheep (and people) shit in the streams and burns pls don't drink it
