Laura Lastnamé
@cubbi3gyrl
I post about wrestling, baseball and football. The city of Chicago will always host my heart. Still Married and Feral. Everything I say sounds like hot butter on a warm tortilla. 🤷🏼♀️
Coming to you live from the CWS! Birthday week is on, bitches! Venmo me!
Just a reminder….it’s birthday week! If you….think I’m a kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking girl who you could f*ck….on just enjoy my relentless positivity and want to celebrate…my Venmo is @Cubbi3gyrl. 😉
$38,800 raised to fight food insecurity….in less than 48 hours. When was that last time that douche did anything for someone other than himself. Yeet him into the sun with Jake Paul’s dumb ass.
Ahem - just a reminder, my birthday is coming up. Anyone wanna be a lowkey taco daddy…or mommy? 😍😍 Venmo: @Cubbi3gyrl
Ope - another one bites the dust. Do they not like the Cubs or….offended by random comments at a hardware store?! Which do you think?
Friends! I got a fun thing! Help me use it lots in the next 3 weeks celebrating my birthday! Venmo: @Cubbi3gyrl CashApp: $OG_Cubbi3gyrl
Your girl is stirrin up some trouble it seems. 2 more folks off the happy crazy train.
Just a reminder - I will always accept donations. I have an appointment on 4/4…and want to schedule another on my right leg shortly after that. 🤣
Back on my BS….courtesy of the best bestie that ever bestied. @mikalaka.bsky.social