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CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 21d

[Alexander from Letterkenny voice]: Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet

A screenshot of a message my SO sent me and I cry laugh reacted that says:

I saw a doodie stuck to the wall in the toilet at bunnings yesterday, which made me laugh a lot

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 23d

I'm not even exaggerating, they literally got a consultant in to train them how not to fuck up like they have been throughout my tenancy

A screenshot of a paragraph excerpted from an email I got from the CHL WA state operations manager that says:

At our conference we did some work with a consultant around behaviours, engagement, respect and a heap on operational improvement. The session informed new and updated actions for our internal State Operational Plan. I am hoping improvements and benefits will be realised over the coming weeks/months. The consultant provided the material/presentation slides and I am sorry, I don't have a copy to share (as at tonight). The materials/resources were created after the Consultant met with me on a few occasions.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 23d

Legitimately tempted to do something really funny about CHL's job ad for the newly vacant WA State Operations Manager position

A screenshot of a brief text message exchange dated Monday 20th July 2026 as follows

Me at 19:00: can I use you as a reference to apply for your job lmaoooo

Them at 19:01: YES! Of course! That would whip them into shape wouldn't it? You'd be so great in a job like that Claire. Although... Do they deserve you? No they don't.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 24d

Pippin growled and hissed at me when he realised I wasn't his mum coming home but he'll remember we're friends at dinner time

A photo of a medium floof white and brown tabby cat standing on a grey rug in the floor staring at the camera. He is not happy that his family are away and I'm in his house but he isn't bashing me so it's going well.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 24d

Poppy is a soot sprite and I love her silly little face

A photo of a smol black floof cat sitting on a grey rug on the floor staring intently at the camera with her ears back a bit. I'm in her house unsupervised while her family are away and she hasn't decided how to feel about it yet.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· 27d

Gutters got cleaned to stop them overflowing and rotting the wood fascia but that's not necessarily a good thing when there's still no downpipe or drainage to catch the water now digging a hole in the dirt next to the house

A photo of an overcast, rainy evening showing a steady spout of water from a hole in the gutter digging a hole in the dirt below

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 13

PwC does CHL's yearly audits and KPMG does CHL's whistleblower service, meanwhile CHL's national Commercial Manager's past experience includes being a Manager at PwC for nearly 3 years & being a Senior Consultant at KPMG for nearly 2 years No I do not trust in the process, actually #AusPol

A cropped screenshot of CHL's Whistleblower Policy as follows:

2. Reporting a disclosure
2.1. To qualify for protections, a Whistleblower must make a disclosure directly to CHL’s eligible
recipients, whose role is to receive disclosures.
2.2. Eligible Whistleblowers may report concerns through CHL’s independent whistleblowing service,
operated by KMPG Forensic Pty Ltd (“KMPG”), by one of the following methods:
• FairCall Hotline: 1800 500 965
• Online: https://www.kpmgfaircall.kpmg.com.au/CHL
• Mail: The FairCall Manager, KPMG Forensic, PO Box H67, Australia Square, Sydney NSW 1213.
2.3. Reports to KPMG can be made anonymously and outside business hours. KPMG will triage the report
to two CHL nominated eligible recipients of disclosures, being:
• The Chief People Officer or Head of People and Culture; and
• The Chief Governance Officer.

A cropped screenshot of LinkedIn with personal information redacted that shows the following:

[name]
Infrastructure Specialist | Strategy, Economics & Finance

Experience
Commercial Manager
Community Housing Ltd - Full-time
June 2025 - Present 1 yr 2 mos

PwC Australia
Manager, Economics & Policy
Jan 2017 - Nov 2018 1 yr 11 mos
[unreadable image of job description]
Problem solving

Infrastructure Modelling
Feb 2016 - Dec 2016 11 mos
Greater Melbourne Area
Financial Modelling and Corporate Value Advisory
[unreadable image of job description]

Senior Consultant, Management Consulting
KPMG
Apr 2014 - Jan 2016 1 yr 10 mos
Greater Melbourne Area
[unreadable image of job description]
Problem Solving

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 13

Time to look at pre-booking a grippy sock holiday I guess, because the only person at CHL who gave a shit just quit

A cropped screenshot of an email I received from the State Operations Manager of my community housing provider that says "firstly, I wanted to let you know that I have accepted a new position with Outcare and will be finishing with Community Housing Ltd on Tuesday, 21 July 2026."

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 7

posting from the cuck bath

A high-quality, professional photo of an open plan bedroom from a real estate listing by "The Agency". It's brightly lit with white LEDs and has a mix of modern and classic design and fixtures. For example, there's a rough stone wall with a wood fire stove on one side, and a wall-mounted modern TV next to it. The floor is rustic wood-look laminate with a big green rug, and there's no distinction between the bedroom part and the bathroom part. It's all one big room. In the corner is an open shower, and slightly further into the room is a freestanding, floor-plumbed, modern bath tub. Right next to the bath, like literally within touching distance, is the plush white double bed with floral sheets. This is a cuck bath.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 3

Bang up plumbing work there from CHL's "preferred" contractor Also just ran a load of laundry after the wastewater was finally plumbed into the correct side of the trough and it flooded the fucking cupboard and laundry because the pipes leaked

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 2

Community housing is a scam and I am making sure the government bleeds with me #AusPol

A screenshot of a text message from my housing provider's WA Operations Manager as follows:

I have already arranged the rent concession knowing the essential maintenance items agreed upon had not been completed. I will be home tomorrow afternoon and back in the office on Friday so will get the email update to you (and respond to today's emails with more detail).

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 2

It's called due diligence and it's supposed to be your job, you emojis-in-professional-emails fuck

A screenshot of an email from my housing provider that says "thanks again for keeping on top of everything and for the regular updates ☺️"

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jul 1

This is hilarious considering the only child I've ever birthed is now 20 years old and I haven't claimed anything from Centrelink for him since 2011 Guess I'm spending tomorrow on the phone trying to call the FAO so they don't throw me in jail for defrauding the state or whatever

A screenshot of my Centrelink app showing a payment for $1.50 of child care benefit from the Family Assistance Office paid on 2nd July 2026 into my bank account

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 29

Pathetic

A photo of a black cat looking down on you from above, scornfully

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 28

Pearl is so beautiful

A photo of a beautiful white long haired cat with beautiful green eyes. She's on a cushion on the couch surveying her domain. In front of her is my crossword book that I put down so I could admire her.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 28

Hughsey not ageing gracefully

A photo of a white man holding up 3 cigarette packets to form a face out of the health warning pictures on them. The two at the top are of blue eyes forcibly held open with the text "smoking causes blindness". The bottom one is a row of diseased bottom teeth with one missing and a cancerous bottom lip with the text "smoking causes mouth cancer". In composite is bears an uncanny resemblance to Australia comedian Dave Hughes.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 27

Been at my mate's place for 5 minutes and this weird cryptid did a fresh shit for me We're getting wild for the weekend

A blurry photo of a small black cat with gold eyes taking a step foreward. He has a little pink blep because he just finished sipping water from the cat dournain nearby

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 23

Reminding CHL that they broke the law by changing the locks without our consent when they forgot to tell the contractor to rekey the new front door locks to the existing key and that taking over a week to book a locksmith is unacceptable

A still from The Simpsons season 7 episode 22 "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish". Abe Simpson and Mr Burns are standing in the rain in a cemetery. Mr Burns is under an umbrella looking at Abe who is standing dejectedly in the rain with his pants around his ankles because they fell down. Mr Burns just said "oh Simpson, can't you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?" and Abe is about to ask "how long was that?"

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 18

When your mate gets absolutely wrecked by cancer and chemo then you absolutely wreck him in the group chat

A cropped screenshot of a Discord chat dated 10/09/2024 as follows

CU_NextTuesday
Soon you will be able to stuck a toilet plunger to your head and not be able to easily remove it

[radacted]
I'll be a pretty unicorn

CU_NextTuesday
Ye
We will get you the finest toilet plunger

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 17

Got a poor door installed for the cat so we don't have to see him coming and going

A photo of a white aluminium security screen door with a little plastic cat flap in the bottom right corner. Framed by the flap, sitting politely in the concrete path outside in the sunshine, is a white and orange cat focusing his entire brain cell on trying to figure out how this functions as a point of egress.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Jun 15

Grass-eating fuckwit

A photo of a white and orange cat rubbing his nose on the white security screen door from outside because he wants to come inside after a big day of eating grass he's going to choke on later. In the background is some grass. Some is mowed and some isn't because it's growing through the fence gap that's needed fixing for years.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 31

The structural integrity of the Squishwall has failed again I said "I need to get a hammock for my Squishmallows" My SO responded "I need to get a hammock for my baaaaaaaalls" and left the room Devastated

A photo of a wall made of all kinds of Squishmallow plushes that has partially collapsed and there's bodies everywhere. The wall is on the back of a big navy blue armchair. It's all bathed in purple light because I keep my goon cave purple.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 22

Hi my name is Fred and I'm a piece of shit

A photo of a perfectly polite gentleman of a white and orange cat sitting up politely on the arm of an armchair politely watching to see if there's any sign that you'll be getting up to feed him soon because it's 16:48 and dinner time is 17:00. He definitely didn't just spend 10 minutes hunting anyone in the back yard and hasn't tried to kill anyone ever.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 12

Rolling the automod dice

A pair of antique ivory dice but instead of being cubes they're shaped like naked humans on their knees bending forward with their foreheads touching the ground and their hands reaching back to spread their buttcheeks apart to expose their tiny genitals. One has a vulva and the other has a dick and balls. That side is 4, denoted by 4 small dark blue dots (one on each buttcheek and one on the sole of each foot). The side on the left outer thigh is 5 and the other sides can't be seen.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 6

here in my rar i feel safest of all

A photo of if a whole automobile was made of two hatchbacks instead of having a front and a back. Both back windows are open and it's parked in a concrete garage. It's like 2 old black 90s Toyota corolla hatchbacks glued together to form a vehicle.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 5

Ear you go Fresh puckerlated coffee

A photo of a coffee cup but instead of being porcelain it's soft, pale pink skin with fine, black body hair like a leg and the cup handle is an ear. There are freckles too. It's sitting on a wooden table outdoors.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 5

No you misheard me I asked if you wanted some puckerlated coffee

A photo of a stove top coffee percolator but instead of being smooth, grey metal it's soft, pale pink skin with fine black body hair like on a sparsely hairy chest. On the bottom there's a little nipple with areola. The spout is lips. There's a normal black handle and it's resting on a wooden table.

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 5

This is the progress of the proposal for my place, as seen in the action plan CHL's WA Operations Manager shares with me. We update on the last working day of every month since January 2026. Same pic twice for hefty alt text & mobile Excel sucks

Under consideration. Request submitted to DoHW (following discussion with them) on 23/01/2026. Review CHL maintenance budget.

February Update:
Have sent a follow up request to DHW. Have also included in quote from PM Crew. Quote will be used to inform our Call for Submissions for Community Housing Providers application/paper. I have submitted a briefing paper to internally prioritise this application. It is being tabled on Friday 6 March 2026 (quote details will be available by this date). From there, we will have our early discussion with the Department prior to submitting a formal application.

March Update:
No repsonse from the Department in relation to water filtration system or air-conditioning (basic liveability improvements). Disappointing.

I have included in PM quote request and will try to proceed at least with the filtration system (paid by CHL) in the short term. Have included in my CFS-CHP request also. I won't be able to do both right now but hopefully with the weather easing off we can sort climate control soon.

Internal (CHL) approval to proceed with CFS-CHP request received 6 March 2026.

Email requesting early engagement sent to the Department 9 March. Acknowledgement received from Department 11 March. Further infromation sent to the Department 18 March. No response or acknowledgement to date. Follow up email sent to the Department 30 March.

April Update
I have liaised with the Department regarding my request for funding. I have not received a date for early engagement but have been advised that nothing further is required at this stage and they are assessing the application further. I am aware that [redacted] has formliased his support of my request.

I acknowledge your comments re maintenance repsonsibility in your email dated 28 April 2026. Redevelopment is not an option right now so I am still going to explore all refurbishment funding pathways available in an effort to get extensive works approved and completed as quickly as possible.

I also acknowledge, and thank you for, your comments in response to the March update. Given the request seems to have progressed, even if just slightly, throughout April I am not sure a complaint is worth your effort and time at this stage. I will seek another update prior to visiting your property next week and we can discuss further then.

Other maintenance items (short term maintenance plan) planned for May and June

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· May 4

Throwback to when CHL tried to no-grounds evict us because I served them a breach notice for failing to carry out urgent repairs and maintenance (notice still not remedied, BTW). Feedback on mainstream applications included CHL failed to provide references, so I dobbed to the government. #AusPol

A screenshot of an email from my previous CHL Housing Services Manager/Licensee of the WA branch dated 13th August 2019 (the day we were required to vacate by the no-grounds notice of termination):

Good afternoon Claire

My apologies for not responding to your email sooner however I have been waiting for advice from Department of Communities.

We are all in agreement that the property at [redacted] does not suit your needs and requirements, it was for this reason we made the decision to release you both from the Lease Agreement by issuing a 60 Day Notice. It is unfortunate that you have been unable to secure more suitable premises in this time. We do not wish to see you both homeless or unduly stressed and for this reason we will revoke the 60 Days Notice to vacate.

In the meantime can you please complete the attached Transfer Request document so we can place you on a Transfer List with CHL. As soon as a more suitable property becomes available we will advise you. Please continue to look for a property yourselves and as previously advised we are more than happy to provide references for you.

Regards

Lynda

CuntGPT@cunexttuesday· Apr 27

This guy walked into the room and just started going to town on his gunt right in front of me