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weirdy little monster (Alanna Lauder, Feb 2026)
Adventures In Botulism With The Pernsioners, part 478,932. We are having lamb shanks for lunch. Mum: darling there’s mint sauce in the fridge.
‘no more food to be bought in this house’ even as we make a list for Sainsbury’s Stirling tomorrow
Remember this? Où sont les températures d’antan, etc. Sighs, packs more cashmere
NOH! I carve him into small peeled wedges for eating facility, so he is more like Tetris counter pig. Or… Gala pi, if you will
just had to have a 15min convo with my INSANELY brainy downstairs neighbour (an actual neuroscientist) whilst in my nightie, with fully lubed up night cream face, + slippers. Sigh where is the dignity where
These ones. You can get them in Asian supers but I buy them four at a time from The Big River Site. I like them drowned in soy, eaten from a bowl with a fork as a snack. As I have just done 😻
my epic new colleague [YES she is genuinely young enough to be my daughter thank you] is at Pitbull in Hyde Park tonight + I have all my window open + I can hear dribs + drabs of it as the wind blows it towards me 😍
Exhibit C: A Clipboard of Cheese (courtesy of yesterday afternoon’s office summer beano)
OMG I think I know his brother?? This is Hugo, just turned one, 44kg + a way to go. Loves watching The Sound of Music 😄
The view from the morning. Also v much looking forward to having the rest of last night’s pudding (raspberries baked in sour cream) for breakfast
The Samoyed + I are parked in a shady spot in the garden + both achieving precisely zero in the way of forward motion
My brother has just sent this real time pic of Dad with the downstairs neighbour’s dog (he is her absolute favourite person) + something in both of their expressions is making me howl laughing. FORBIDDEN LOVE 😁
Boss left for the weekend while I was having my lunch so I darted out to intercept him + realised only afterwards this was my lewk (soy sauce based lunch, white top, etc) sigh, sigh
SO MUCH. A friend who is a jewellery designer thought this ring of mine was Grima (it isn’t, but I know what he means) + it was one of the finest compliments I’ve ever had
If you’re anywhere near Jermyn St in the next week or so, can highly recommend a little peel into the Grima exhibition. So many clever, beautiful things
Or this, a 20,000 year old story from Siberia from @lucyinglis.bsky.social’s Substack Cow Parsley, which I found unbearably moving - the twins of Mal’ta
The tragedy here is that one of my colleagues (from BAMBOOZLE birthday dinner) gave me these to say thank you for scooping up the phone + glasses she’d left on the table when she scarpered for the last train, + they are SO DELICIOUS I’ve eaten the whole packet since Thursday 😳
Previous Fi bought these little numéros from M&S, but Current Fi is thinking more along the lines of a steamed sponge pudding + custard. As the rain clatters down on the skylights.