Curtis Wilde

@curtis

Dad to boys, well married, old man yelling at the (AWS) cloud, usually in Java

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Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jun 20

Trump Tweet

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

Curtis Wilde@curtis· May 7

“If you don’t want it I know someone who does!”

Marge Simpson receiving a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with “Homer”, the ball has smashed her cake and is resting in the remains

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Apr 16

🤣 the timing

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Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jan 16

They’re the same picture office meme, the two “same” pictures are one of trump being given someone else’s peace prize, the other is a picture of the evil kid Anthony from the twilight zone

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jan 15

Their entire job will be to give him a participation medal every Saturday for being such a special boy “Mr President, it is our honor to present you with this week’s peace prize” www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Trump picking up the fifa peace prize medal and putting it on himself

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Dec 31

Toothless the dragon from “how to train your dragon”, but with a full set of large white teeth smiling

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Nov 22

Giving George C Scott as Scrooge

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Nov 18

Spider web from Charlotte’s Web that says “Abolish ICE”

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 18

#nokings #utah #slc

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 16

Wow, someone should make a movie based on this idea

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 9

All the incels convinced that when “antifa” is defeated women will finally have no choice but to sleep with them

You Guys are Getting Paid Meme: “Antifa have girlfriends?”

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 8

AKA The Virtual Private Network Monologues

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Sep 11

Goose meme, the goose asking broken by who?!

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Aug 26

Monty Python phrase book sketch: “My hovercraft is full of eels”

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jul 25

The only portrait that’s ever going to hang in my home a.co/d/9s2WuPV

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jul 24

Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld speaking with a conversation bubble coming from his mouth as if he’s speaking the words in the quoted post

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jun 27

If only there had been any (literal) signs that this was going to happen

White women holding “mass deportation now!” signs at the republican convention

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Apr 30

oll.libertyfund.org/pages/1776-p...

If the first king of any country was by election, that likewise establishes a precedent for the next; for to say, that the right of all future generations is taken away, by the act of the first electors, in their choice not only of a king but of a family of kings for ever, hath no parallel in or out of scripture but the doctrine of original sin, which supposes the free will of all men lost in Adam; and from such comparison, and it will admit of no other, hereditary succession can derive no glory.

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Apr 15

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Apr 5

The crowd was small but mighty in Provo, Utah #handsoff #utpol

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Feb 24

1. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion 2. watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate 3. Inspected an eyeball manufacturing facility 4. Beat my boss at chess 5. Jumped across rooftops in the rain Goal for this quarter: more life

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Feb 4

“It was always like this. People trying to get their work done even while atrocities were blooming around them.”

— Leviathan Falls (The Expanse Book 9) by James S. A. Corey
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Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jan 23

Moments like these were opportunities. They could bring new alliances, new empathy, a new and broader sense of being together in a single human tribe. Or they could be the poison that ran through human minds for decades to come and welcomed ancient wars onto new and bloody battlefields.

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jan 18

“Eyes wide, Marly watched the uncounted things swing past. A yellowing kid glove, the faceted crystal stopper from some vial of vanished perfume, an armless doll with a face of French porcelain, a fat, gold-fitted black fountain pen, rectangular segments of perf board, the crumpled red and green snake of a silk cravat . . . Endless, the slow swarm, the spinning things . . . Jones tumbled up through the silent storm, laughing, grabbing an arm tipped with a glue gun. “Always makes me want to laugh, to see it. But the boxes always make me sad . . .” “Yes,” she said, “they make me sad, too. But there are sadnesses and sadnesses . . .” “Quite right.” He grinned. “No way to make it go, though. Guess the spirit has to move it, or anyway that’s how old Wig has it. He used to come out here a lot. I think the voices are stronger for him here. But lately they’ve been talking to him wherever, it seems like . . .””

— Count Zero (Sprawl Trilogy Book 2) by William Gibson
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Curtis Wilde@curtis· Jan 4

So true! I was hanging out in a Tokyu Hands store before one of his shows once in Tokyo, turns out he was too! He was absolutely gracious about being accosted for this pic

Tony levin and a much younger, skinnier me smiling for a photo in a Tokyu hands department store

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Dec 6

Can’t tax it if they don’t get it pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/...

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 29

I voted! Fun fact: deep-red Utah embraced vote by mail in 2104 preemptively putting the lie to all of trump era BS

Curtis Wilde@curtis· Oct 10