C.V. Danes

@cv-danes

Old. Opinionated. Humanist. Bigotry is not a valid alternate viewpoint. Common decency is not a bargaining chip. cv-danes.com

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C.V. Danes@cv-danes· 4d

New kids on the block: --Matsubara Ginsan 180mm tall nakiri --Murata Aogami Super 165mm funayuki --Murata Aogami Super 135mm petty. Happy birthday to me! #japaneseknives

Picture of new Japanese kitchen knives:

--Matsubara Ginsan 180mm tall nakiri

--Murata Aogami Super 165mm funayuki

--Murata Aogami Super 135mm petty.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· 19d

I maintain this is the most human image of Zuckerberg ever created:

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jun 16

Good morning, Windows users! Linux is a (mostly) beautiful thing :-)

The Windows 11 June 2026 security update (KB5094126) is actively causing critical boot failures (Blue Screens of Death like error 0xc0430001), BitLocker recovery loops, and system freezes a few minutes after startup. The issue stems from a conflict involving Secure Boot background tasks and low storage capacity in the EFI System Partition (ESP), heavily impacting laptop users (especially HP and Dell machines)

Quick Fix: Temporary Bypass to Access WindowsIf your PC is stuck on a black screen or Blue Screen during boot, you must temporarily bypass Secure Boot to log in and fix it:Turn off your computer completely.Power it back on and immediately tap the BIOS/UEFI key (usually F2, F10, or Del depending on your manufacturer).Locate the Security or Boot tab.Find Secure Boot and switch it to Disabled.Save changes and exit. Your PC should now boot successfully into Windows so you can apply a permanent solution.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jun 15

My kitchen collection just grew by two: A single bevel santuko and single bevel nakiri, carbon steel, hand forged by Tsukasa Suzuki. Time to cook!

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· May 28

The future the want:

Image of the war room from Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon."

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· May 14

Picture of sleeping dog wearing an ecollar.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· May 14

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Apr 20

This shit defies parody.

Picture of Steve Martin from The Jerk wearing glasses with a nose prop for the glasses.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Apr 10

It's Indiana in 2026:

Soylent Green mivie pister showing the riot control trucks.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Apr 9

Meme comparing fear of surveillance in the 1960s to the broad acceptance of it now.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Apr 6

They're going to wear this?

Melania Trump's Really Don't Care Do You jacket.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Apr 4

Cover of Talking Heads Little Creatures album.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Mar 31

These guys right here, to be specific:

Silverado truck with a "White Privilege Edition" decal.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Mar 6

Sean O'Brien and Donald Trump standing together giving a thumbs up.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Feb 28

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Feb 27

I mean, this delicious meal featured on the Matrix is cheap and has everything a body needs, amiright?

Picture of a bowl of amino slop featured on the movie the Matrix.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jan 25

Channeling their inner Schopenhauer, I see:

Picture of a stern Arthur Schopenhauer, probably taken when someone was blowing an annoyingly loud whistle.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jan 17

That's why Denmark is a founding member of NATO, you idiot!

Picture reading "holy shit you dense motherfucket"

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jan 12

Chicago 2019:

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Jan 11

Antifa wine mom:

Simone Segouin, part of the French WW2 resistance (taken from wikipedia commons)

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Dec 1

I spent a week in Berlin. It rained every day I was there. I still loved it :-) But especially this:

Street sign at the corner of Hannah Arendt and Cora Berliner streets in Berlin Germany.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Nov 26

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Nov 26

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Nov 20

Would someone turn off the lights please?

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Oct 21

This is what he means:

Image from Soylent Green with bicycle generator.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Oct 6

This is what that $75k gets you, you see:

Picture of Silverado truck White Privilege edition decal.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Aug 23

1971 was a good year too (my wife's birth year) :-)

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Aug 15

So, Trump and Putin, together again.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Aug 15

We're headed for this, anyway:

Image of war room from Star Trek A Taste of Armageddon.

C.V. Danes@cv-danes· Aug 7

Reposting a reply I made to this post. We are very far from this now. So, thank you, Trumpers, for voting to turn father-son heritage into a disgrace.