Cynthia 🐈

@cynthia

24f. Computer scientist catgirl. Software efficiency, robustness, accessibility and sustainability advocate. Addicted to coffee and cookies. 🔗 - 📍 Toulouse, France

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Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· 6d

Very Cool

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· 9d

OMG SHINY POST!!!

The label "Shiny!" has been applied to the replied skeet

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· 13d

gg @mary.my.id

The GitHub repository mary-ext/atcute has 500 stars

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· 15d

I bet he's excited for what comes Next 🤓

Screenshot of a tweet from Guillermo Rauch, Vercel's CEO (@rauchg, Twitter Blue subscriber affiliated with the Vercel Twitter account), dated the 29 September 2026.

"🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇦🇷

Enjoyed my discussion with PM Netanyahu on how AI education and literacy will keep our free societies ahead.

We spoke about AI empowering everyone to build software and the importance of ensuring it serves quality and progress.

Optimistic for peace, safety, and greatness for Israel and its neighbors."

Attached with the tweet is a selfie of Rauch smiling next to war criminal Netanyahu.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· 23d

"introduce an actually memory safe (unlike Rust) compilation mode inspired by Fil-C (#36237)"

This text (which is from a pull request on the repository of the Zig programming language), is used as a caption to an image from the "Mr. Bean Rides Again" episode of British TV series "Mr. Bean", in which Mr. Bean is glaring at the man sitting in front of him in the train. Both are reading a book, while the man in front of Mr. Bean is laughing audibly.

Mr. Bean is portrayed as "the Rust programming language", and the laughing man as "the Zig programming language", as if Rust was glaring at Zig making fun of it.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jun 29

0.1.2 (Latest) (28 Jun 2026)

Install size increased by 36278% (98.7 kB)

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jun 8

Zero Two dabbing, with the caption "Zero reason Two live" (zero reason to live)

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jun 6

every time I consider making an alt account on here is because I feel like posting suicide jokes on main would be awkward mentally ill's equivalent to gooners hornyposting ig?

Therapist: any suicidal thoughts?
Me: only the normal amount
Therapist: the normal amount is zero
Me:

Two side-by-side pictures of a monkey puppet awkwardly looking towards the camera and then away.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jun 5

last year i was miserable and depressed but this year i turned that shit around now i'm depressed and miserable

Picture of Kermit the Frog from behind, as he is looking out the window with a hand on the glass pane.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· May 22

27 oui oui

Précisions météorologiques pour la ville de Toulouse :

- Vendredi 22 mai : ensoleillé, température minimale 16°C, et maximale 32°C.
- Samedi 23 mai : plutôt ensoleillé, entre 16°C et 32°C.
- Dimanche 24 mai : ensoleillé, entre 16°C et 33°C.
- Lundi 25 mai : ensoleillé, entre 18°C et 34°C.
- Mardi 26 mai : ensoleillé, entre 17°C et 34°C.
- Mercredi 27 mai : plutôt ensoleillé, entre 17°C et 36°C.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· May 11

Critical Cloudflare flaw allowed users to reach the website they wanted

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· May 6

Make npm better with this one trick from @kagi.com

Redirect rules management screen of the Kagi paid search engine, showing the following rule: `^https://www.npmjs.com|https://npmx.dev`

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Apr 5

Upgraded from 2 mismatched 22" 1080p60 displays (one IPS and one TN) to 2 matching 27" 1440p500 QD-OLED displays, I'd say that looks bloody lovely 💕

Photo of a desk with two 27" displays, with a lightbar on the right one. There is a keyboard, a mouse, and a giant keyboard key with a cat paw on it.

Both screens show a wallpaper coloured in nuances of orange, pink, and purple.

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Feb 26

Screenshot of the original post, with some of the text redacted to form the text "slack kinda sucks".

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Nov 16

This is painful

Rust code

```rs
enum Integer65 {
Positive(u64),
Negative(u64),
}
```

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Oct 28

Fun fact: the "Conformité Européenne" logo, the CE on all electronic products you buy, is awfully close to the "China Export" logo. Only the spacing between the letters is different!

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Oct 22

>came before wireless charging >still infinitely better than wireless charging Nintendo made a crap ton of bad decisions, but sometimes they'd just make bangers like that. Just pure pragmatical engineering, no need to reinvent the wheel.

Photo of the official Nintendo 3DS Charging Cradle

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Oct 22

ikr!

Screenshot of the GitHub UI. Issues tab (5k+).

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Oct 10

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Sep 26

NO WAY, IT ONLY TOOK THEM ALMOST TWO DECADES

**New**: Stream Rewind

As a channel subscriber, you can pause and rewind this stream to catch up on any missed moments.

Screenshot from twitch.tv

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Sep 25

vous avez ça sur bluesky ou pas

(Tweet cité décrit sur la 2e image)

Tweet 1 : Personne m’a demandé hein mais même tu manges mon cul j’vais khaloche

Tweet 2 (cité dans la première image) : Je pensais que c’était français pourtant…
En fait, même si ma baddie met sa langue tout au fond de mon cul et racle bien mes parois rectales et intestinales, je vais foutre ma langue au fond de sa gorge dans les 5 secondes qui suivent pour goûter à mon propre fion EN GROS

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Sep 15

NOS COUTUMES ET NOS VALEURS 🇫🇷🐓✨

An image of railway workers in France on strike, with a BBQ designed to roll on tramway tracks.

The top caption says: "This is striking done right where"
The bottom right caption says: "The portable BBQ grill in on tram tracks"

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Aug 26

$```rs // Theorem: Rust can be used for theorem proving if you abuse const expressions // Proof: const _: () = { // Theorem: all 3 handles can be reached from the base (1st handle) and a constant offset // Proof: assert!(BASE + OFFSET == NT_OFFSET_PROCESS_PARAMETERS_STDOUT_HANDLE); assert!(BASE + OFFSET * 2 == NT_OFFSET_PROCESS_PARAMETERS_STDERR_HANDLE); // QED }; // QED ```$

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Aug 24

kiki dni

Screenshot of the labels configuration for the Kiki/Bouba labeller.

Kiki is set to "Hide", while Bouba is set to "Show badge"

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Aug 22

just another g*u hate post because it's impossible to understate that the g stands for GARBAGE

Writing assembly using NASM: happy man with a big smile
Writing assembly using Garbage AS: angry man looking like an assassin

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jul 31

babe wake up new Google dork just dropped

Google search results for "site:chatgpt.com/share microwave", showing conversations people had with ChatGPT mentioning the word "microwave".

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jul 30

cyyynthia committed on Oct 14, 2024. CI failed, 0/2 jobs succeeded. Commit is signed with the committer's verified signature.

huge!: website updates

conventional commits my ass, we do huge commits now muhaha

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jul 22

I got the funny email

Screenshot of a phishing email pretending to be from NPM, from the same campaign as the one which allowed attackers to publish malicious Prettier packages on July 19, 2025

Cynthia 🐈@cynthia· Jul 18

We doing a little bit of searching (would be obliterating the $5 tier quota lmao)