Dace Merryweather

@dacemerryweather

Obscure internet-based musician. dace.bandcamp.com

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Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· May 2

It's #BandcampFriday today! Hello, I am Dace. May I entreat you to consider my musical wares? My latest is a sci-fi rock opera space adventure concept album called Escape the Homeworld! dace.bandcamp.com/album/escape...

Some dipshit in space holding a daisy. In the background, an asteroid is about to smash up the earth!

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Apr 12

Big announcement! My plan was hugely successful, as you can see! Lines are going up up UP!!! To celebrate this massive victory I am temporarily pausing my brilliant album tariff, forever!

A chart showing album sales. The arrow indicates steep decline, but the image has been rotated upside-down so the arrow is pointing up!

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Apr 12

Not enough people are buying my excellent, very good album. This is unfair!!! As such I have placed a tariff on my album of 500%!! This will remain until all you people who have been taking advantage of me (by not listening to my music) come crawling to make a deal! dace.bandcamp.com/album/escape...

The bandcamp page for the album Escape the Homeworld. The price is set to £1000!

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Mar 7

#bandcampfriday For your consideration: Escape the Homeworld, a space-rock-opera! In the future, machines dominate the earth. The last people emerge from hiding, steal an ancient starship and flee into space! What fate will they find in the endless void? Find out! dace.bandcamp.com/album/escape...

Album cover art. Text says 'Dace Merryweather presents ESCAPE THE HOMEWORLD'
The image shows a rusty old spaceship flying away from the earth. Some kind of evil looking robot drone has pulled a panel off the roof of the spaceship with a grappling claw in an attempt to prevent the ship from escaping (the homeworld)

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Jan 1

First discovery of 2025: I enjoy eating this stuff neat, out of the jar with a spoon. Off to a tasty start!!

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Dec 14

Next up, I will try to get out of several speeding tickets by dressing as a bat

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Dec 5

It can always get worse

Comic.
Panel 1: office workers at the water cooler. One is holding a newspaper.
Worker 1: well, 2024 is almost over. It can't get much worse, can it?
Panel 2: close up of newspaper. Headline: KISSINGER NOT REALLY DEAD. condition misdiagnosed; doctors embarrassed.
[picture of kissinger poking head through grave, man in lab coat with stethoscope shrugging]

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Dec 3

Addendum

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Dec 3

Really hostile architecture

Panel 1: [suited man observing homeless person sleeping on bench]
Man: Oh no! There are people without homes who have to sleep on public benches!
Panel 2: [Suited man at desk, designing]
Man: Time to solve this!
Panel 3: [Suited man gestures to old person approaching a new bench, to other suited men]
Man: My solution!
Panel 4: [Old person is impaled on a huge spike that comes out of the bench. Other suited men applaud and write large cheques]

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Nov 29

well, guess I'm a guy who occasionally draws some little webcomics now

Panel 1: Ever since I was a teenager in the 2000s, I wanted to make a webcomic. As I get older, a voice in my head keeps telling me:
Thought bubble: "If not now, when?"
Panel 2: Of course, webcomics back then were a different beast to today. An innovative approach will be re-
Thought bubble: "Ain't gonna live forever"
I'm doing it, okay!!
Panel 3: [gamer on sofa with controller speaking] "Doom 3? more like doom: someone turn on the frickin' lights
Thought bubble: "Terrible. Twenty years out of date. Wouldn't have been funny back then either. Shoulda done this when you had hair"
Panel 4: Voices in your head can be a double edged sword in terms of motivation. There is no punchline.
Thought bubble: "you want to do the thing but you don't have any ideas"
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UUP!!!!

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Nov 18

Biblically accurate minion

A yellow submersible pod with multiple circular windows that has a distinctly minion-esque vibe to it

Dace Merryweather@dacemerryweather· Oct 3

Can I interest you in some bandcamp codes for a free download of my experimental psychedelic rock album Secret Messages? dace.bandcamp.com/yum jrzd-wmaa fx2e-ht3b mcmg-5blx fprz-bwqp 67we-x7d7 kwh9-eex5 upen-33er m97x-x4fd fyls-jpeh l2pp-y2r5 cm9b-blxf ebtw-wjaa