Mary Heavens
@daddyissuesbarbie
You can windsurf into my life 🎤
Almost forgot: I saw a car coming towards me today, male driver, and stretched over the headrest of the passenger seat was a Walter White mask, like this one, as if he was sat next to him and they were on a mission.
Dude, we know it was you in the first place, *you’re* the one with dementia
This is what you get when you search stand up on Netflix. Because it is 1972.
I didn’t scroll up and see his name on the quote. I thought it was someone else talking about him and went, yeah, I’ve quietly put up with Morrissey for 30 years, too.
It’s wild seeing headlines like this now, when just 10 years ago this kind of thing (some stinking rando attempting to snog you) was an everyday occurrence for women and girls daring to travel somewhere.
Evergreen reminder that this is *fucking insane*. Just look at them.
Anti-feminism 101 The number of people liking and agreeing with her is fucking depressing. Way to respond to femicide – blame *his* mother. MEN: when we talk about the patriarchy, please know that we are talking about the men and women upholding the motherfucking patriarchy. RIP Jo Shaw
Whatever you think of the Met Gala, this is good to see – as opposed to actual skeletons rattling down the red carpet. When the patriarchy needs you weak, don’t obey, be a Bey, innit.
Somebody’s never tried looking at their phone whilst using an electric toothbrush... Your eyeballs vibrate. Proof that we need ADHDers in focus groups.