Dallas Hawthorn (he/him)
@dallasyeehawthorn
Attempted Renaissance man. Chronically incapable of finishing projects. Older than you think, younger than I feel. He/him by day, they/them by other day. 💙🩵💚🩵💙 🩵🤍🩷🤍🩵
Finally, a social media for people like ME (chronically incapable of responding to DMs in a reasonable timeframe) roostsocial.app/invite/82XPDG
My husband’s voice acting niche: villains My voice acting niche:
Real offended that I didn’t get to hang out at #TAFCON this weekend, so I hope all you losers missed me (I love you, you’re not losers)
I get gendered correctly more often when I do my hair and makeup and wear my jewelry, which just goes to show how much of what others interpret gender is about self expression and confidence (today is a good day)
Hello #TAFCON!! I couldn’t make it out this year due to work but I miss you all the same! If you wanted to connect this weekend, I’m accepting all inquiries via carrier pigeon or DM. Carrier pigeons can be sent via the Roost app: roostsocial.app/invite/82XPDG
“Hmm I wonder what kind of FF character I am— oh I’m the chronically lonely one ok ok ok. Let me try again— oh another chronically lonely character ahahaha that’s so fine”
You’re going to bed on time, I’m staying up late taking shots. We are not the same.
“Make the vents too small to use a vacuum on, but just big enough that all the dust can accumulate onto the inner structure. Then, they’ll HAVE to buy a new PS5!” “Brilliant. It’s the best scheme I’ve heard since planned obsolescence.”
I’m gonna have to start cataloging this because every time I see a POV video now it’s the only thing I notice
Listening to my husband recording for @kingmakerpod.bsky.social and his warm-up sounded really scathing; now all I can hear is Miranda Priestley 🤣
Found out a coworker I hated was fired for doing something extremely heinous but I simply cannot laugh about it at work
