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Emerence 🍁 (@damemyniah) · DIRTY

Emerence 🍁

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“If we’re lost, then we are lost together.” Swinger of birches living in Calgary, Alberta (Treaty 7). Opinions my own.

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Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· 23d

Now this was a lucky guess!

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· 24d

Here’s directions

Apple Maps with directions from East Rutherford, NJ to Ithaca, NY. It’s a 3.75 hour drive.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· 25d

Official looking statement purportedly from the Government of Canada announcing the Forest Undergrowth Clearing & Kindling Operations for Foreign Friends Act, acronym FUCKOFF, to stop wildfire smoke from bothering the U.S. Posted by Robert Artemis.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jul 12

Astronaut meme.
Are rules against sex education making children more vulnerable to abuse?
Always has been

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jul 8

80s kids will know this one.

Photograph of Sharbat Gula, a 12 year old Afghan refugee in Pakistan during the Soviet–Afghan War, taken in 1984 by Steve McCurry. It was on the cover of National Geographic in 1985 and became famous as the “Afghan girl”.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jul 7

A tuxedo cat

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 29

Calgary

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 27

The Pope posted on X a lovely encouragement to writers, beginning with “Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity & your lively thinking.” sbliss89 quote posted “New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.”

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 26

I’m curious to see if anyone here DOESN’T match with Mamdani. What are the other options? britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Survey results showing I’m Woke, Neo-Luddite, Hopepilled, & Davos. My closest political match is Zohra Mamdani.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 26

Conservatives: I feel bad for you.
Justin Trudeau: I don’t think about you at all.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 20

I asked Your AI Slop Bores Me if AI chatbots are making us lose control of our brains. It responded “I guess so. I’m one of the victims LOL”

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 20

Danielle Poole from For All Mankind

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 13

Achilles speech in The Iliad Book IX:
My fates long since by Thetis were disclosed,
And each alternate, life or fame, proposed;
Here, if I stay, before the Trojan town,
Short is my date, but deathless my renown:
If I return, I quit immortal praise
For years on years, and long-extended days.
Convinced, though late, I find my fond mistake,
And warn the Greeks the wiser choice to make;
To quit these shores, their native seats enjoy,
Nor hope the fall of heaven-defended Troy.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 2

Heritage Minute on Alberta independence

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Jun 1

Look at it go!

Chart of flow rate of Bow River at Banff. As of June 1 5:25 am the flow rate is 301 cubic metres per second. The normal flow rate for June 1 is 50 to 110 m3/s.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 30

Heh.

Toronto Star headline. Pierre Poilievre is not eligible to vote in Alberta because he does not live here, & that means he will not vote in the October referendum.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 28

Danerys Targaryen eating a horse heart

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 27

I used to believe this until I read Genesis 18. Getting angry because a woman laughed? God is definitely a man.

Then one of them said, “I will surely return to you about this time next year, and Sarah your wife will have a son.”

Now Sarah was listening at the entrance to the tent, which was behind him. 11 Abraham and Sarah were already very old, and Sarah was past the age of childbearing. 12 So Sarah laughed to herself as she thought, “After I am worn out and my lord is old, will I now have this pleasure?”

13 Then the Lord said to Abraham, “Why did Sarah laugh and say, ‘Will I really have a child, now that I am old?’ 14 Is anything too hard for the Lord? I will return to you at the appointed time next year, and Sarah will have a son.”

15 Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh.”

But he said, “Yes, you did laugh.”

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 24

That’s right.

Chartle chart of potash fertilizer production per country. I guessed the country with the highest production, Canada, on the first try.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 23

Made with the Star Trek Title Card Generator

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 23

This Canadian classic.

A DVD of the film Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Vampires are hunting lesbians in Ottawa and Jesus Christ comes to their aid, fighting vampires (and atheists) with martial arts and the assistance of a Mexican pro wrestler. The actor who plays Jesus looks like Adam Sandler. There is a talking ice cream sundae. The soundtrack is banging. I’ve only watched it twice because I’m afraid if I watch it a third time it might begin to make sense.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 15

Hippie: How do you sleep at night?
Don Draper: On a bed made of money.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· May 9

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Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 30

The answer.

The country is Somalia, where drought-induced famine from 2010-2012 killed 258,000 people. Incomprehensible horror.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 30

A stunning chart from Chartle today.

A chart of death rate from malnutrition from 2000 to 2023. Rates are well below 100 per 100,000 people except for one country where rates spiked to >550 per 100,000 in 2011. The question is, which country?

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 27

Bloody hell.

Chart of death rate from infectious diseases from 1980 to 2023 for Canada, United States, Bahamas. Greenland. The rate for Canada is ~35 per 100,000 except for 2020 when it spiked to 74.4. The rate for the U.S. in 2020 was 156.3.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 25

If only.

Screenshot from WTForecast showing that where I am (Calgary) it’s -4’C and snowing. The text reads “This is stay inside and fucking sleep weather”, which it is.

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 22

Amazon just recommended this to me 😳

Kindle book “Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel” by J.D. Boehninger. A blurb reading “Written by a human” is included over a photo of Vance’s wife on a loveseat. The price is $2.88 (Canadian). I am NOT buying it

Emerence 🍁@damemyniah· Apr 11

I believe you, I had this exchange with a friend.

Me on April 1, the day Artemis II launched: I’m watching the launch, this is so exciting
Friend: Launch?

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