And now Kevin?????? I’m so lucky.

#Blessed

You’re gonna take some fish the size of rhode island and then smash like 2-3 crab cakes on top? I’m in you son of a bitch.

Can confirm. Very large.

And now introducing Bread Belfour!

I want everyone to know that I reached a milestone. I am 100% at peace with this. I knew today was going to be the day and I’m good with it. I am calm. Thank you.

Drop something TOOTHY

Meet Matt Dough-chene.

My guess is “pretty shitty,” but thanks for asking.

Back to post this. Gone again.

And yet not in Milwaukee…

Me too Darren. Me too.

Does this look like the face of reason?

Y’all. Been sitting on this, but I got to check out the Porchetta Shop this week and holy fuck. It did not disappoint.

I do not think there is a more perfectly crafted advertisement for @holls.bsky.social and yet, it was advertised to me.

SURPRISE! It’s actually trout ice cream.

Tandoori salmon bites were good, but these miso salmon bites rocked.

Yay! Air fryer miso salmon tonight.

This woman rocks. I don’t know how we make the Sam Bennett part happen, but let’s look into it.

Sometimes $5 isn’t anything much. Other times it makes someone’s entire day. These were way better than expected.

Someone’s day may have just gotten significantly worse (not mine).

Zubov is very disrespected.

Almost changed my entire meal plan to use these bad boys.

Brewery I’m at is giving out, at random, drivers for the race today. If your driver wins, you win a free case of beer. *looks up driver* *sends wife to start her own tab so we can start over*

That’s funny right there.