Damn Vanguard
@damnvanguard
A Matt for all seasons, for better or worse. Scribblings here:
This one is gonna get some real run in the work group chats, lemme tell ya
Am I just supposed to ignore the very intentional Milano cookie reference in that headline???
I very clearly remember my third grade teacher reading us a chapter where this was the "A-Ha" moment and the look on her face was like, "well...uh, shit, children. My bad"
If the playlist looked looked like this, the Diesels were getting a hole wore in them
Cody just kind of looks like that all the time. He tore his pec once, though, and it was gnarly.
....maybe Avisarala from The Expense? Or if you squint.....Kamala?
I don't know who this is supposed to be, but it kinda looks like TCW. Or Charles Holmes of the Ringer if he had longer hair. Sorry, coke baby Chuck, that's what being an omega-level hater gets ya.
I'll spend the rest of my life trying to decipher what this means. Gas station parking lot.