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Daniel Gwozdz

@dan

''Reality has a liberal bias.'' Firefighter, Systems Infrastructure Architect, Roovian, & Technogeek extraordinaire. Anti-racism. Anti-fascism. Lazy absentee webmaster of:

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Daniel Gwozdz@dan· 16d

Needed a couple batteries, guess I'll have to wait. Original packaging stopped in AC air conditioned room with 2033 dates on them. Originally bought at Costco so I know they're real Duracells and not some sort of 3rd party Amazon counterfeits...

A bunch of new AAA batteries leaking out in their original packaging.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Jun 27

Ah nuts

Member Since
🎮 Oct 22, 2016

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Jun 25

I mean, they're not wrong...

Screenshot of a "Slur" banner and icon on the previous post.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Jun 1

A 2014 tweet from wint that reads "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· May 15

A close-up of books sinking into a shelf at a 45 degree angle

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· May 7

A search bar with "waymo hits" in the box. Underneath are autofill suggestions:
waymo hits child
waymo hits kid
waymo hits child news
waymo hits cat
waymo hits pedestrian
waymo hits pole
waymo hits child santa monica
waymo hits person

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Mar 24

The car seat is backwards.

Front seat is backwards relative to the car door.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Mar 22

Oh! That's why the name is familiar!

Randy's signature on his book, Deputy Kills Man With Hammer And 500 Other Bizarre-but-True Stories and Headlines from the World's Press

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Mar 20

✊

A screenshot from gofundme that reads "You donated $20"

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Mar 3

Rounds reportedly recovered from the scene in Dallas where a gunman opened fire on the local ICE field office on Sept. 24, 2025. One of the casings has "ANTI-ICE" written on it in what appears to be ballpoint pen. Everything is wet.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Mar 1

Something about these lamp posts...

Weirdness about the video suggesting it might be ai generated

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Feb 20

@dieworkwear.bsky.social What's going on with these shoulders?!

An image of Donald Trump giving a press conference following the striking down of tariffs by the SCOTUS. His right shoulder is notably higher than his left.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Feb 9

Fool me once, shame on you...

A screenshot from Discord Support that reads "Discord and k-ID do not permanently store personal identity documents or your video selfies. Images of your identity documents and ID match selfies are deleted directly after your age group is confirmed, and the video selfie used for facial age estimation never leaves your device."

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Jan 21

Pumpinator: The Original Water Balloon Pump

A pump for filling balloons with water, air, etc.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Nov 22

Last I knew Linus had it.

A statue of a red cartoonish dragon with orange wings and "msi" written across it's belly.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Nov 5

A classic 3 frame cartoon meme, in which a person is riding a bicycle while holding a stick, then inserts the stick into the front wheel spokes, then is lying on the ground next to a fallen bicycle while clutching their knee in pain.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Nov 1

This wasn't meant to be an operations manual, @bsky.app

The cover of the book "Enshittification" by Cory Doctorow

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Oct 16

An astronaut on a spacewalk, holding a gun and saying "always has been"

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Sep 30

A two-image Pirates of the Caribbean meme.

Top image: You best start believing in coups
[image of Captain Barbossa looking at the camera]

Bottom image: You're in one
[Captain Barbossa has turned into a skeleton as moonlight reaches him]

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Sep 19

We received your request.

Hi Daniel,

We removed the Disney+, Hulu, ESPN+ subscription from your account. This may be the result of a recent account or plan change.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Sep 19

Verizon Msg: We removed the Disney+, Hulu, ESPN+ subscription from your account.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Sep 10

If people are posting stuff like this, they need to label it.

A screenshot of the post label dialog:
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Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Sep 8

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

The album cover for the album "Play" by Moby

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 21

A frame from Terminator: Dark Fate of the T-100 looking at Sarah Connor outdoors with forest behind them. Text on the screen reads "If you want to put your bribe in a potato chip bag, then keep your bribe in a potato chip bag."

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 19

These placeholders contain the text of both images. Unfortunately both breached the 2000 character limit so I've had to divide them further. Apologies for any typos :)

Image 1 text, part 1:
Hi, I am the transgender manager in M&S who has been written about in the papers and online recently. I want people to know what actually happened because there are so many lies in the articles.
About March / April I was working a usual shift int he Fashion home and beauty department of the store, basically overseeing that everything was going well.
While I was taking bra returns from the till point and into the lingerie section of our store I saw on the walkway between lingerie and Menswear a lady and a teenage child looking confused / for a colleague. I smiled, and said 'Hi, can I help at all?'
The customer said 'no thanks' (or something to that effect, it was 4/5 months ago and I deal with a lot of customers) and left. I didn't think anything of it and went to put the bras away.
I am not a trained bra fitter, nor do I want to be. Therefore I am not allowed to give any advice or take a bra measurement. I had zero intention of doing anything of the sort, I assume they were looking for a bra fit appointment so if they hadn't left, I would have called up the trained bra fitter on shift and directed them to her.
I said absolutely nothing that would show intent of me wanting to personally measure her teenage daughter's chest.
I also want to say that everyone who I work with knows I am transgender, because I do have a very deep voice and am quite tall (5'11 not 6'2) and every single person in my store is supportive and accepting of who I am, including my boss, the other managers, and every colleague in every part of the store. At times my workplace is the only safe space in my life which is a bit sad.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 18

A handsome looking CGI sunflower with the following meme text: "If being handsome were a crime, I'd go to prison. Not because I'm handsome but because I throw sandwiches at ICE agents."

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 7

Closeup of a schutzstaffel's face.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 6

I hope the Champlain Valley Exposition didn't spend money on this pay-walled advertising...

A news headline about concerts at the Champlain Valley Exposition

A fullscreen paywall denying any view of the article.

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 6

A recent publicity photo of Dean Cain, credit: Tiffany Rose/Getty for Family Film and TV Awards

Daniel Gwozdz@dan· Aug 5

Elle.

Elle Driver from the movie Kill Bill, looking angry and welding a katana