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Dan

@danbaseballman

I am here to be silly and cheer for the Seattle Mariners.

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Dan@danbaseballman· 1d

the last thing you see before turning the game off

Dan Wilson watching from the dugout

Dan@danbaseballman· 3d

Found this tho! Shout out to Shawn O'Malley for cementing my Mariners fandom and for the Ken Griffey Jr. game winning home run! ALSO the RBI base hit in the largest Mariners comeback of all time.

Dan@danbaseballman· 4d

THE UMPIRE IS STILL PIMPING HIS STRIKEOUT AS JULIO IS TAPPING HIS HELMET

WHAT I SAID IN THE TEXT

Dan@danbaseballman· 4d

"I'm in the Mariners top 50, who the hell are you, bud?"

Dan Wilson fired up and arguing with an umpire. He is gesturing to himself.

Dan@danbaseballman· 10d

M's baseball

Josh naylor faceplanting on a headfirst slide, the thirst base coach is pointing down.

Dan@danbaseballman· 15d

Julio knew it was gone

Julio Rodriguez staring at Dom's HR arms wide open and raised to the sky. He was smiling before turning his back to the camera.

Dan@danbaseballman· 21d

Oh my GOD

Rick Rizzs, vintage Memphis Chicks Radio photo. Rick is much younger here and has an impressive moustache.

Dan@danbaseballman· 21d

like

Weston Wilson, a white man with a beard

Mitch Haniger, a white man with a beard

Dan@danbaseballman· Jul 8

Good lord, Cole

Cole Young fouling off 6 pitches in a row and drawing a walk

Dan@danbaseballman· Jul 8

imagine no longer

Dan@danbaseballman· Jul 7

Fire Emblem: Path of Radience (2005)

Humans are shameless creatures that carelessly ignore any misfortune which does not befall them directly. They can--and often do--turn a blind eye to all manner of wickedness so long as it does not touch them or their kin. They bow their heads, condemning those victims for bringing calamity upon themselves, snd then they will cast their eyes toward heaven in thanks while their neighbors lay dying around them.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jul 4

No doubts. Heart full.

My friend: "Welp, it was a fun underdog story -
Time for bed"
Me: "Lot of game left"
Friend: "Not at 0115 when the argies are up by one"
Me: "I'm a mariners fan, never over till it's over"

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 30

meme potential

Julio Rodríguez looking at Cole Young in the dugout, jaw forward, eyebrows up, mouth slightly open, and eyes wide, sort of a "oh, damn" expression.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 30

COLE YOUNG DONG

Cole mid swing, bat jumping off the ball, Cole's eyes locked with the ball, grimacing.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 27

I think 103 at bats is more than enough to see what kind of hitter he is this year. He's striking out too much and has no pop anymore. IMO if he's to be fixed he needs a month off or to go to another team or some major change. I would loathe to have him on a playoff roster.

Rob is slashing .136/.207/.223 in 49 games and 103 at bats.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 26

why the flip am i still watching rob refsnyder play on june 26th

Rob at bat, his AVG is .137

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 25

DJ Rodríguez

Julio Rodríguez in a high-rise hotel room, the windows behind him give a partial view of the city and the other skyscrapers. Julio is adjusting sliders on his DJ sound system and vibing to the music

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 19

watching football

A referee on the ground, another ref is standing above him, assisting in stretching out his leg.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 19

THAT WAS CRAZY

Player for mexico mid air backwards kick to save a goal

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 17

Rob is set apart for a specific purpose... to hit.

transitive verb

1
: to indicate and set apart for a specific purpose, office, or duty

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 14

"Hoppe" meaning the ball hoppes to the plate sometimes

Mariners pitcher Hoppe throwing a ball directly into the ground in front of him

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 14

I'm really happy the Knicks won, for NY, for Mamdani, for America really.

Crowded New York subway after the NY Knicks win. A Morroco fan and a Brazil fan are hugging, smiles on everyone's faces.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 14

Bonkers

Graphic showing Scoring Totals: Jalen Brunson = 45 - Rest of Team = 49

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 14

GO KNICKS GO

Wemby walking out of the stadium, in a hallway with an EXIT sign, looking sad

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 14

Posting this for uh... scientific reasons.

Bryan Woo in a crop top mariners shirt. I can't describe it to you right now you just have to imagine how great he looks. Credit to @777trident

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 13

The vibes that shot gave me:

Silence of the Lambs: Hannibal Lecter - a man in white shirt holding up a piece of paper while inside a jail cell

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 13

horror movie shit

The Lincoln memorial from a distance, it's pitch black darkness except for the building slightly illuminated and Lincoln's statue is brightly lit in the middle. There are fountains in the foreground, which I think is inside Nat's ballpark.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 13

"oh shit I hit that faaaar"

Colt Emerson mid-Homerun swing, looking straight up at the ball he hit.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 12

The rain may be an issue...

O's pitcher on the mound, heavy rain falling all around him.

Dan@danbaseballman· Jun 12

Mood.

Bryan Woo, sitting in the pouring rain. A puddle forming on the dugout bench next to him.