dangerwillrobinson
@dangerwrites
Your local smut peddler and cringefail millennial archiveofourown.org/users/dangerwillrobinson Fic links: #dangerwrites
listen I will never gatekeep and I’m so glad more girlies are getting into baseball but for the love of fuck they are not “Disney knees” that is the All Time MLB Hit King Ichiro Suzuki stance!!!! have some goddamn respect!!!!
She used to wait for me to come home from work, chase my car down the driveway, then flop on her side to roll around and show me her belly. If I try to approach her she gives me the dirtiest look a cat is capable of giving and moves several feet away. I love her.
Unrelated: this is Bernard, who is very mad. Bernard is a dumb little idiot who was born under the abandoned house across the street. Bernard is going to go to a good home. Get loved and cherished, idiot.
sometimes things come to you just when they’re meant to, like this comment when I’m eyes deep in The Pit of Despair* (*everything I write is awful and will be forever idk where that spark went but it’s just gone)
Kiri's new bffs. don't be mean to them they're just weird little guys. :'(