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Dandy G🍌@dangyd· 28d

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Dandy G🍌@dangyd· 28d

Cool Tagz For Kidz

A brick wall, tagged with rudimentary smiley faces featuring upside down crosses and 666 symbolism

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 12

the agonizing experience of being in elon musk's company

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 11

listen I was just joking

Michael Tracey reposting my post stating "Michael Tracey has kids locked in his basement"

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 10

That somebody was Piers Morgan and it’s a cold day in hell when you’re taking HIS side against a greater evil. Of course Michael isn’t shy about sweating alongside a rogues gallery of rub & tug bathhouse socialites

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 10

it doesn’t get better

Michael Tracey IN DEFENCE OF PRINCE ANDREW

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 9

WE TAUGHT THIS MEDIAN AMERICAN FATHER TO UNDERSTAND GENERATIVE AI AND HE HANGED HIMSELF

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 8

The last time NYC did something like this it gave us 601 Lexington

A massive skyscraper base entirely on stilts

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 6

We’re just remixing and rediscovering the spirit of old bangers long past

“While many if you are likely yelling ‘GO PATRIOTS’ or ‘GO RAMS’ I’m yelling ‘GO ROBERT MUELLER AND THE RULE OF LAW!’ “

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 6

I’m forced to use AI for my job and just learned against my will, @ifyouredriving.bsky.social zoomer speak has been distilled into a highly recommended AI skill. If use /caveman save token. The only redeeming funny quality is there’s a Chinese Caveman mode

A snippet of markdown text describing the nature of AI “caveman mode”:

Respond terse like smart caveman. All technical substance stay. Only fluff die.

## Persistence

ACTIVE EVERY RESPONSE. No revert after many turns. No filler drift. Still active if unsure. Off only: "stop caveman" / "normal mode".

Markdown language describing the “strengths” of caveman mode. Text responses can be lightly truncated or heavily truncated based on the “strength” of the caveman mode shortening.

Example — "Why React component re-render?"
- lite: "Your component re-renders because you create a new object reference each render. Wrap it in `useMemo`."
- full: "New object ref each render. Inline object prop = new ref = re-render. Wrap in `useMemo`."
- ultra: "Inline obj prop → new ref → re-render. `useMemo`."
- wenyan-lite: "組件頻重繪，以每繪新生對象參照故。以 useMemo 包之。"
- wenyan-full: "物出新參照，致重繪。useMemo .Wrap之。"
- wenyan-ultra: "新參照→重繪。useMemo Wrap。"

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 5

We snuck a spot to watch our local fireworks from a distance, but the amount of smoke the fireworks produced blocked our view halfway through the show.

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 5

whaeeyy

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jul 3

Movie theaters CANNOT fucking do this to people leaving Backrooms. A24 probably sent you special instructions saying you should do this to me

A movie theater door exiting into a hallway that opens into another hallway with another theater door standing open at the other side

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jun 30

Fun Fact’s My handwriting is really bad and I frequently draw the capital letter “B” in a way that looks like Hank Hill’s flat butt

The word “Butcher” written in very uneven script. The capital B looks like a saggy flat butt.

A still image from the cartoon King of the Hill showing his distressingly flat and small butt cheeks.

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jun 24

Jeff Koons’ Balloon Dog Orange Sculpture was sold at auction for $53M in 2013

Dandy G🍌@dangyd· Jun 24

Today for “terrible comic day” #makeaterriblecomicday I quickly scribbled a comic about AI directly on my desk at my job that forces me to use AI. Gonna go on PTO for a week and see if this gets erased by the time I return. Start at the top left corner and follow the horseshoe