Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer

@danielaegan

Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 DanielAegan.com 🌈📚🪐📚💙

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Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 14

Happy #HotSwineSummer! Swine Nation has dropped, and nothing will ever be the same. Experience the fantastical adventure, political drama, and wrestling violence Porcinova has to offer! Grab a copy of this twisted tale today! Oink! 🐷 Links: books2read.com/u/mgX8WX 🌈📚🪐📚💙

Swine Nation
A porkin’ novel from the twisted mind of Daniel Aegan

Out now!

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 13

This toy is Rogue’s favorite pillow.

A ruby colored Cavapoo puppy using a brown stuffed dog as a pillow

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 13

A box of Summer’s Eve douche. Used my meme app to make it “Hot Swine Summer’s Eve”

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 13

Happy #HotSwineSummer Eve everyone! Hope you’re all ready for fantastical action, political drama, and bowel-shaking wrestling. And yes, it’s about pigs. Swine Nation drops tomorrow!!! 🌈📚🪐📚💙

Swine Nation

A porkin’ novel from the twisted mind of Daniel Aegan

Hot Swine Summer starts on 7/14/26!

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 12

Someone’s got a bath to meet some new people.

A wet ass puppy in my lap. She’s wrapped in a blue towel.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 10

Be jealous of my jealousy.

A fat nug of hunter green weed in the shape of a spade.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 10

Since the Weed Fairy dropped by, I’ll make myself free to do a Stoned Tarot reading tonight. If you’re looking for some guidance or whatever, hit me up.

Get stoned, do tarot.

Stoned Tarot: Tarot for weed money.
Readings by Daniel Aegan

Imagery shows a woman in witchy garb lying on a wood floor holding a crystal ball. Tarot cards are laid on the floor around her.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 10

The mail carrier treated me well, chat.

My paperback proof (not for resale) copy of Clone Factory Beta by Daniel Aegan

Cover image shows a limp-necked beaker with a drop of liquid coming out on a red comic background.

Bags of weed—one big and three small. The big one is London Jealousy, and the small ones contain Blueberry Haze, Pink Lemonade, and Ztarburst.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 8

Rogue keeps taking the toys from me and hoarding them in her bed.

A Ruby Cavapoo puppy sitting in a doggie bed filled with dog toys.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 8

Spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning…

A girl answering a phone, and the tongue had a phone and it’s trying to French her.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 8

Spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning…

Whoopie Goldberg as Oda Mae Brown in the movie Ghost. She’s wearing a shiny gold gown and has her eyes open super wide because she’s possessed by a ghost.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 7

Spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning...

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 7

I should call him.

A breakfast sandwich on a biscuit with egg, cheese, and a huge, split hot link sausage sticking out of both ends

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 6

I’m falling asleep at work after a long weekend, so here’s where I left off on some of my current comic reads:

Avengers #21(Oct 16, 2013) & New Avengers #11(Oct 16, 2013)
Both Infinity tie-ins

X-Men #2(Jun 26, 2013) & X-Men Legacy: Legion #16(Sep 04, 2013)

FF #13(Oct 23, 2013) & Fantastic Four #13(Oct 16, 2013)

Avengers Assemble (Infinity toe-in) #20(Oct 16, 2013) & Captain Marvel #17(Nov 06, 2013)

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 5

Zoidberg with a gun.

“No world, you put your hands up!”

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 4

Why does my pup look like AI?

A ruby and white Cavapoo lying on a gray bedspread.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 3

It’s all good. She’s not offended by anything except the heat.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 3

That’s a fair criticism.

A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy sitting on a gray couch wit her paws in front of her. She seems quite inquisitive as puppies often are.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 2

Hardball meme with classic Lana Del Rey with her tongue out.

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 2

No, like these:

A set of nine Fleer X-Men cards. Featuring Beast, Wolverine, Havok, Iceman, Phoenix, Nightcrawler, Cannonball, Wolfsbane, and Siryn .

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jul 1

Screenshot from 30 Rock where Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson are on Hardball, staring in disbelief as Jenna says something outrageous, except I took out Jenna's square in the screen, so you can have them both looking outraged at whatever you want

I added a comic image of Psylocke in the tub from the Uncanny X-Force comic with her soapy foot prominently displayed

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jun 30

I’m sorry, but Rogue is fuckin adorable!

A ruby and white cavapoo puppy with a stuffed blunt toy.

A ruby and white cavapoo puppy lying on the couch with her head resting on a yellow pillow.

A ruby and white cavapoo puppy playing with a hanging chew toy on her puppy jungle gym.

A ruby and white cavapoo puppy napping on the couch with her head resting on a doggy toy

Daniel Aegan—Hot Swine Summer@danielaegan· Jun 29

I got a big shipment of books, so hit me up if you’re looking for a copy or four of my latest releases. I’ll send them autographed and might even add some goodies if you’re lucky. Message me if you’re interested in picking up some cool summer reading! 🌈📚🪐📚💙 ☀️📚