Dan Isbell
@danielrisbell
Associate Professor of Second Language Studies, University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa, specializing in language assessment. Associate Editor at Language Learning journal ( Views own.
I will give a hint for today's puzzle: Despite what Bsky and other social media experience might suggest, "grass" is not a common collocate of the verb "touch"
How difficult it must have been to take responsibility for unethically taking $6mil... Poor guy will just have to console himself with the $6mil.
Very glad to see @kmcmanus.bsky.social and Luke Plonsky put AAAL's feet to the fire a bit in their new editorial introducing two new Open Science-inspired article types. www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
One of my better attempts at collocateswordgame.com : verbs that come before the noun "text"
Came up on my photo app memories today from a couple years ago in South Korea... "A special meal for you" is one way to describe what one would think a restaurant called "Roast Child" might serve.
Today's www.collocateswordgame.com word is "conference", which is a neat coincidence after returning from LTRC 2026 in Montreal last night. I did okay on this one - the obvious verb collocates got me 86 points. The rest needed a bit more careful thinking on my part. Give it a shot!
I don't know how this add landed in my Gmail inbox, but it certainly captures a lot of what is wrong with the US. Raise some serious totals at the pump to affirm your masculinity and engage in antisocial driving behavior!
Interesting how, despite no large truck interior backdrop and unfashionability of wraparound sunglasses, it's plain as day we have found the British equivalent of this:
Okay I've found a use for Gen AI that's actually entertaining (if not particularly useful):
Fantastic project, and very cool to see the @universityofhawaii.bsky.social contribution, including Micah Mizukami's, a PhD student in my department who is also AD of the Center for Oral History.
A Hollywood nugget for #languagetesting folks: In the last scene of Triple Frontier, Oscar Isaacs' character blends into a crowd, you can see a banner for an #IELTS test center. I think the shot was somewhere in Colombia (see top right in screenshot).
Lukianoff casually crashing the Oscar Meyer weinermobile into the academy...
This part kind of blew me away. Just amazing how some people, who I probably disagree with on most things but are reasonably intelligent, just miss the incredibly obvious subtext and refuse to believe it even when spelled out explicitly right in front of them (as Carvalho did on this call).
All the free speech warriors who go apoplectic when a professor comments on race or gender in lecture complete ignore the actual state-enforced censorship of ideas sweeping the country: pen.org/report/americas-censored-campuses-25-web-of-control
But then, right after discussing how difficult it is to publish in top-tier journals now, he laments that *some people* are getting hired too easily:
Nice to be featured in Grixoni et al.'s recap of SLRF 2025 in Language Teaching: doi.org/10.1017/S026...
The American people do want to hear more about Dershowitz, but not for the reasons Weiss imagines:
The Korean National English Curriculum is not set up to get students to this point. Students get to B1-B2. Here's a short reading passage from a 2nd year HS textbook (last year before cramming for CSAT). Flesch-Kinkade grade level of 7.15, CEFR B1, 16.75 words per sentence, easier vocabulary.
Another year, another story about how difficult Korea's College Scholastic Ability Test (수능, similar to SAT) is. This year, Kant showed up in several places, including the English portion of the exam: www.koreaherald.com/article/1061...
A neat tidbit in the local sports linguistic landscape... place kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, who is originally from Japan and taught himself how to kick field goals by watching YouTube vids, has his surname written in Japanese kanji on his University of Hawaiʻi jersey.
I tried another animal emoji prompt, and apparently there are people who think the badger emoji is an anteater emoji, which people use generically for animals with long snouts?
This is great - Gemini (my uni pays for it, might as well use it to show AI failures...) gets it right because it searches the web for recent articles, but then suggests people combine the wave and horse for seahorse, which I have no idea on.
So I rephrased their reasoning in a question to Google Gemini (happens to be what my institution paid to give everyone access to...). Here's what I got: 2/