I, am the Dan, In The Box

@daninthebox

OIF Marine Vet that just wants love, peace and happiness from here on out. “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job,"

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I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· 26d

When people ask me to explain what being a dad is like I always think of how me and the Goober would take silly photos to send to my wife when she was working 12 hour shifts at Queens Medical in Honolulu. It is hard to put into words how awesome being the progenitor of a sentient human is. Amazing.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· 26d

I was in the Corps when Saving Private Ryan came out. I got that call out a lot.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· 29d

I too like to live dangerously. *orders the mushroom black Garlic sandwich*

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· 29d

New update dropped.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· 29d

That Haribo bear is always up to some suspicious behaviors in my humble opinion.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jul 4

Logan (aka Weapon X) wants breakfast and if he doesn’t get it things get pushed off shelves to the floor in an escalating fashion.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jul 4

Lol, he was literally dressed like an extra from Underworld.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jul 4

My little bestie has crashed out. She left my lap, made some noises expressing her displeasure that we hadn’t gone to bed yet, and relocated to the other side of the couch. I’ll carry her up soon.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jul 4

I definitely date myself by showing how all my DVDs from the 90’s forward are stored. (I have three more binders). 😀

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jul 2

Whoever created this may the world shine upon you with all the goodness it can muster.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 29

I love this dog.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 28

Doing old school shit. Sitting in my basement listening to records. I love it. One thing. Just the music.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 28

Had a drink with this nice man last night. Mr. Andy Frasco has a huge heart and ripped some awesome music and if more people lived that way the world would be a much better place. I am now a fan. Jim Beam was a rough shot choice though. 😂

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 24

This meme really is evergreen for this bunch, if they are even real people and not paid trolls or bots.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 24

My dog is super photogenic.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 24

Sending me a resume with this at the bottom of your resume? Nope.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 24

But no, seriously.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 24

My wife left for Ireland today…Princess Freya is super sad.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 22

Being a dad, good stuff. These strong and brilliant women, one my wife, one my daughter, make me a better human. Every day. Full stop. No clue how I got so lucky, but I am so happy to share this brief existence with both of them. #HappyFathersDay

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 22

After 9/11, I did all the things I thought I was supposed to do. There were no WMD’s. I didn’t factor that in to the initial equation. I was so young, I didn’t ask if my entire premise, my entire foundation of morality, was flawed. Hell of thing when you have to settle up with you, at day’s end.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 19

Beautiful. Got outside myself today. Nothing brings me greater peace.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 19

My wife just got home and Freya is clearly being abused. About to call the SPCA.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 17

Yeah, that tracks.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 17

Newt and Trump. How much damage to this nation can be laid directly at their feet? And what absolute losers they are. It boggles the mind that people looked at these two clowns and decided that is who they wanted to support. The lady wearing the Trump hair helmet is Newt’s wife, FYI.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 16

Sure looks like other leaders at the G-7 are contemplating if our President pooped himself in this photo.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 14

Let’s go 8-bit for the day.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 14

Inebriated weekend.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 14

This is me.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 13

Miss Freya wanted a taco, but delicate Frenchie bellies need a super consistent diet, which she knows, but when I explained it to her she hopped off my lap and went to the farthest end of the couch. I am going to get her a treat now to apologize.

I, am the Dan, In The Box@daninthebox· Jun 13

Tried the Sheetz tacos after a burn session. They are straight up Jack in the Box tacos, which, yes. Six for $6? I have breakfast now too. Yes, my wife and child are away. Why do you ask?