Dan J Blain

@danjblain

Science, art, math, physics, sincerity, honesty, courage, love. Capitalizing the word "truth" means you're a sad loser. Evolution is factual · Vaccination works · Earth is a globe · Science, bitch MY BRO'S TWITCH

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Dan J Blain@danjblain· 6d

Feeling lately like the whole post-Ai internet is rapidly devolving into this guy.

Screenshot from Star Trek: Voyager episode "The Thaw", featuring awesome actor Michael McKean as the evil nightmare clown.

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Jun 14

Trying to survive the idiocracy when you're not one of the idiots:

An article hashtags list containing the terms: body temperature, Celsius, Europe, Fahrenheit, heat, I get jokes, idiocy, jokes, literacy, stupid, temperature, what the fuck is wrong with you people. From https://infinitefreetime.com/2026/06/13/the-literacy-crisis-is-real/

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Apr 16

Screenshot of comments section on YouTube video "‘IT’S HAPPENING’: Attacks On Ruling Elites ERUPT As WAREHOUSES BURN & BILLIONAIRES TARGETED" by channel Secular Talk. Commenter @Jasonfrdet says "The billionaires behave as if they are totally confident they will never face consequences." Commenter @Anna-archy replies "They became billionaires because they didn't face consequences."

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Apr 5

Sometimes, it's a quite a difficult challenge, getting a screenshot of the closed captions of a live show, because they move so quickly. And sometimes, the challenge is totally worth it.

Snapshot of Netflix dashboard showing "Stranger Things E2 Chapter Two: The Mall Rats". A progress bar for the episode is shown, with only maybe 10% red and 33% buffered. Otherwise the screen is black, but for the closed captions, which say "Ou-yay are-yay umb-day." Are you regretting reading the alt text? I apologize for the lack of further meaningful comments, but you knew the risks you were signing up for.

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Mar 24

Meanwhile, over on Twitter

Twitter response (@PagetoddJ171) to unseen post says "No it doesn't. Read the damn (sic) study."

Original poster (@KirstiMiller30) re-responds "I coauthored the study you fuckhead."

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Mar 14

Your username was CartesianTheater on the ArmageddonOnline boards, way back when. Are you still out there in the void, somewhere? Drop me a line.

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Feb 28

A "Skinner out of touch" meme with Principle Skinner says, in traditional meme Impact Font, "Is my sarcasm --too-- perfect? Yes."

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Feb 16

Gaslighting in the YouTube comments is SO fun 🤣

YouTube commenter @kirsteb says, 3 hours ago: "@DanJBlain no, shut up you cannot gaslight me"

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Aug 22

Me, in conversation with any Russian, about anything, anywhere, for any reason whatsoever.

Edge view of a bookshelf, with Douglas Adams' "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" sticking out so that only the capital letters of the author's name are visible, i.e. "DA".

Dan J Blain@danjblain· Dec 5

I feel like 99% of society's problems would be solved overnight if we had an algorithm capable of measuring the magnitude of people's imaginations. Imagination is, I think, a precursor to empathy, and the people with the most empathy are, by no coincidence, the ones with the greatest imaginations.