paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
@danlehner
Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker. Trombonist, composer, bandleader (The Great Long Meadow Fire, True East, Store Hours). Bluesky’s resident Fun Tsar. Brooklyn, NY. he/him.
took some inspiration from David Lee Roth on a rehearsal info email
this is, just structurally, an unbelievably funny series of bullet points
McConnell to Graham when The Angel came to collect the debt made long ago
🚨BREAKING: in a bid to connect with Maine voters, the state’s Democratic Party has nominated this North American river otter
not an immediate referendum on him as a candidate and again, it’s not just him doing this but cmoooooooooon dawg
Jessica Starr, the woman recorded despondently yelling “NO” at the 2016 election of Donald Trump, is the vindicated woman in the history of the universe; her sole crime was looking like a cringe lib. watching someone try using her a dunk was a real “surely the Ark won’t melt MY face” moment.
me any time I read that the endorphins from running can improve mental health
companion to “of course you think that you’re 12” dropped
it was pretty funny for a bit, but really you had to know it was going this way
average shorts length for men in 2026 (left) average shorts length for women in 2026 (right)
[looking at the first hat]: it’s good, but…idk it needs something [seeing the second]: NOW we’re getting somewhere
explained the 90’s swing revival to my 25-year-old bandmate tonight
wrestled the account back, better try harder next time, Turkish-German guy
actually you know who I’ve also thought this about — Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon. he looks like he could’ve lived in a time when children were lost to cold.
NY-13 is not my district so I have no dog in the race but every bit of news about each candidate seems to represent the worst tendencies of both hemispheres of the party
realized I was describing something @theophite.bsky.social clocked a while ago:
this is the part of the tweet I read first and thought it was about an entirely different person
playing in Queens *tonight* at Culture Lab LIC with my WAVEFORMS quintet, a *free* show at 8:00 where we’ll be doing selections from artists like Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Sampha, Oneohtrix Point Never and many more
it’s funny to imagine some Gen Alpha kid who’s never heard the song “Area Codes” watch this video and just assume Ludacris is autistic
was doing “1m running / 4m walking” in September and hit 5k for the first time now ☺️