Dan Marshall
@danthat
Director of BAFTA-winning indie game studio Size Five Games EARTH MUST DIE | Lair of the Clockwork God | The Swindle | Behold the Kickmen | Ben There, Dan That! | Time Gentlemen, Please! | Gun Monkeys | Privates | Gibbage www.sizefivegames.com
Massively into this: the Red Arrows performance was cancelled at a local event, so the Red Barrows stepped in. The photo is 😗👌exquisite
By way of an example, here's how I 'watch' the two game trailers currently presented at me on youTube. This is it, this is all you get these days. This is the barrier to entry. If what I see tickles my fancy, I'll click and sit through an advert for the full thing. Otherwise, this is it.
Here's a fun game via @machill54.bsky.social on the Size Five Games Discord: how long does it take you to find @alexhorne.bsky.social on this image from 2003? Here's a clue, it'll take way longer than you'd ever imagine possible.
This is great. This is so helpful because instead of just fixing the problem of climate change we could all get a sauna and live with it. Perfect solution, good job. Is there an issue that saunas are made of very dry wood when the wildfires catch up with you, do we think? Or is that fine?
"Why use assets that are all of a similar visual style when you could have THIS"
My next project is Unity, because moving my entire pipeline right now is too costly. It's too late for me, my son. I'm going to wheeze myself to death on the floor. You go on ahead.
Thought everyone should know that the breakfast cereal "Weetos" have successfully created the most 1990s video game mascot imaginable and I love it
Can confirm the quite lowness of the bench. Not convinced it was worth waking the family up at 4.30 to make the trip out
Forgive me, Bristol. I was not aware you had such a high calibre of tourist attractions.
@jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social HAH, found it! Told you you couldn't keep me away forever! I'm starting work on Monday and this time there's nothing you can do to stop me. SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY.
The lock to get into my Airbnb for #developConf is the most Deus Ex coded keypad I've ever seen
Just found this big fence and, uh, what are they keeping in this field exactly, do we think?
In the movie RAMPAGE the two villains for some reason have a RAMPAGE arcade cabinet in their office and yet at no point do they mention it or note the similarities to the game with the mayhem outside that they have caused. I would like a follow-up indie arthouse movie about why this is.
FUCKING card manufacturers, you PRICKS Now what the hell am I supposed to write? This was my one thing and you've taken it away.
#3 'waah, there's a hardware component cost crisis! Everything for Microsot is so expensive right now you guys!'
I'm aware the word 'indie' hasn't meant anything for some time BUT the new Sonic racing trailer ends with "And we've got.. a new INDIE GAME". SEGA the OWNERS OF SONIC have defined "indie" as, what? Low-end pixel graphic 2D friend slop? This fits the definition of an "indie game" does it? Oof!
Hi. Got given these nice palette knives. It's supposed to be a chef's hat with a moustache, but all I see is a weird cock and balls and trendy pubes
Here's some more Swindle art I stumbled across recently that I don't think got used? Looks like the Basilisk with a minigun, which seems like a fairly dangerous idea. Not sure what it was for! And some key art testers. Not sure if they got used either but they're lush.