The Cyclosporiasis Enjoyer
@danvogfan
some dumb asshole
here’s one post with 10k likes, another with 5k, saying it’s a conspiracy
gotta be so interesting to be a right wing Chicago guy who loved the Daleys and thought the city was safer in the 90s than the 2020s. there are tens of thousands of this exact guy here and in the suburbs
TOM RICKETTS: Theo, things aren’t going great lately. Players aren’t getting better, drafts haven’t been great, IFA has been a disaster. I gave all my money to Donald Trump’s failed campaign. Please shepherd us through another rebuild and help us win it all again THE NOBLE THEO EPSTEIN:
Craig Counsell is unfortunately going to have to go back to his pen and paper in the dugout
Chef John, I say this to you with all the love in the world. I will never be making this
my friend saw this sign and panicked that it said “7 GALLON ABORTIVE” the catholics are tiiiiiiired
public intoxication? in MY public intoxication factory???
wife and i shared an ice cream for dessert and every time it was in my hands she was looking at me exactly like this
i love getting jumpscared by my wife’s bag looks like a lithium ion battery about to go beast mode
do not even THINK of talking to me before i’ve had my Chicago Cubs branded cherry limeade flavored energy drink/liver poison
early formations of a stalactite and corresponding stalagmite at the Monroe Blue Line stop
tamale guy came through the bar i’m at, can i get a hell yeah
our cat rooting around under the blanket for half an hour, looking for a spot to nap