Daphne ⓥ

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Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· 6d

This shirt is great because not only do I get to rep an awesome band, but I also get lots of stares wondering why I have giant nostrils on my chest.

Neck-down selfie of Daphne. She’s wearing a white T-shirt with the text “Sunday (1994)” printed in black above a rectangular greyscale photo of a closeup of human nostrils and lips.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· 8d

A trip to Montreal isn’t complete without a Crème St-Denis from La Beignerie. 🤤 Anyone visiting me from Montreal get major bonus points if they come bearing some in bulk for my freezer.

Various donut flavours for sale on a counter behind glass

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· 12d

Ariana Grande: 2017, 2019, and 2026 🥹

Ariana Grande kneels down to shake hands with audience members while singing. The photo is taken from the floor a few rows behind the catwalk at an arena concert. The lights are pink/purple and Ariana is wearing her signature high ponytail.

Ariana Grande stands on a table surrounded by her dancers and band while singing. The backdrop is a burning star behind an orb. The photo is taken from the front of the pit at an arena concert.

Ariana Grande sings while being hoisted up into a UFO-like structure from the end of the catwalk at an arena concert. Her dancers are dispersing below. The photo is taken afar from the lower bowl closer to the main stage.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· 27d

*alien noises*

Both of Daphne’s hands are forming a triangle with her index fingers and thumbs. Her left fingernails are painted in alternating black and white bases with white and black polka dots respectively, and her right fingernails are painted metallic gold.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· 28d

Vegan for the animals 💚

Daphne looks at the camera while kneeling down to pet a turkey with her left hand. She is wearing a navy wide-brimmed hat, plaid scarf, black hoodie, houndstooth skirt, black leggings, and black boots. They are at a farm sanctuary. A goat, fence, and wooden shed are in the background.

Daphne is kneeling down to pet a grey pig with her right hand. She is wearing a navy wide-brimmed hat, plaid scarf, black hoodie, houndstooth skirt, black leggings, and black boots. They are in a patch of dirt at a farm sanctuary. A blue wheelbarrow is in the background.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jul 14

Hey, fellow nerds! I’ve started posting my daily scores from ‘The New York Times Games’ on my Instagram stories if you’re curious and wanna compare.

Screenshot of Daphne’s Instagram story showing her scores for various games from ‘The New York Times’ on July 14, 2026.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jul 12

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me 🏴‍☠️

Daphne poses with her hands on a fake ship’s wheel on red carpet inside the lobby of the National Arts Centre. A Jolly Roger and other pirate props are also in the setup. She’s wearing a white short sleeve wrap dress.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jul 11

Happy tenth anniversary to ‘Pokémon GO’! (And to the short time we achieved world peace!)

Daphne is posing in front of a yellow backdrop with a Diglett plush on her right shoulder. She’s wearing a short sleeve dress patterned with Eevee and its evolutions. Her waist-length black hair is draped down both front sides.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jul 9

My happy place 🍿

Daphne takes a selfie in front of the Mayfair Theatre. She’s wearing a yellow ball cap with the word “popcorn” embroidered on the front.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jul 6

Stockholm Syndrome

Daphne sitting in the driver’s seat of an OC Transpo bus. She’s wearing a green ball cap, a pink cardigan over a white Rilakkuma graphic tee, and blue jean shorts.

Daphne sitting in the operator’s seat of the O-Train

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 30

First time attending the Ottawa Fringe Festival, and I can’t believe I haven’t checked it out before! So much variety and very affordable!

Poster for the 2026 Ottawa Fringe Festival behind a window

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 26

When the clerk snaps a quick pic for proof of storing your bag and the result is more flattering than most photos of you. 🤷‍♀️

Daphne stands in the middle of a cramped convenience store with walls of beverage fridges and boxes on the floor. She’s wearing a light blue ball cap, white dress, hot pink hoodie, and black sandals. She has both elbows bent ninety degrees with a small beige bag on her right shoulder and a large black tote on her left arm. She’s holding her phone in her right hand and a pack of gum in her left.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 25

This little piggy took a last-minute trip to Toronto, spent too much money at the TIFF Shop, and went to a Megan Moroney concert.

Daphne’s feet next to Alex Trebek’s star on Canada’s Walk of Fame. She’s wearing black sandals and her toenails are painted in alternating red, yellow, green, blue, and purple polish.

Daphne takes a shoulders-up selfie in front of the TIFF Lightbox. She’s wearing a white dress under a hot pink hoodie. A digital screen in the background advertises the film ‘Redline’ and the gift shop is behind it.

Daphne stands in the lower bowl of the Scotiabank Arena with the stage in the background. She’s wearing a light blue ball cap and a white dress under a hot pink hoodie. A hot pink curtain with the words “The Cloud 9 Tour” hides the set.

Megan Moroney performing at the Scotiabank Arena as seen from the lower bowl. She has long blonde curls and is wearing a hot pink long-sleeved western-style dress with white knee-high cowboy boots. The stage has three arches on top of a staircase with bright pink lights, three screens, and a runway shaped like the number nine.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 23

🇮🇹

Daphne poses in front of a wooden panel covered in leaves and a sign that says, “Ottawa Italian Festival”. She’s wearing a green ball cap and a red Ferrari hoodie over a white top and blue jean shorts.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 8

“It’s every guy’s worst nightmare, getting accused like that.” “Can you guess what every woman’s worst nightmare is?”

Daphne is wearing a white nurse dress and hat. Her right hand holds up a metal cuticle pusher, and her nails are each painted a different colour of the rainbow. She has a silver necklace with a pink heart gem.

Cassie, played by Carey Mulligan, in the film ‘Promising Young Woman’. She is wearing a white nurse dress and pastel neon wig under a white nurse hat. Her right hand holds up a scalpel. She has a half-heart necklace.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 3

How dexterous are your toes?

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 2

It’s free piggy season 🦶

Daphne’s feet from her perspective while standing in some grass. She’s wearing black sandals and a white dress. Her toenails are painted with a lavender glitter polish.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Jun 1

I hate ChatGPT. Use your own words and feelings. At least don’t make it so idiotically obvious by leaving the square brackets in? Do they not teach letter-writing in school anymore?

Screenshot of an email greeting that says, “Hi Daphne,” with “Daphne” inside square brackets.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· May 30

Hey, Eavesdropping Robot Overlord. Play “Everybody Wants to Be a Cowboy” by Kacey Musgraves.

Daphne’s left hand holds up an open bag of vegan Katjes Squishy Wild & Free Gummies against a white background. The bag is pink and has a clear panel that shows gummies with different cowboy-themed shapes like hats and boots.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· May 10

Happy Mother’s Day 🐮 My favourites are Earth’s Own unsweetened almond milk and Earth’s Own chocolate oat milk.

Screenshot of a text message exchange. The received message says: “Hey do you know anyone lactating?” The sent message says: “Yes. Hundreds of thousands of dairy cows in Canada are raped every year so they can lactate. Then they're slaughtered for cheap beef once their production wanes and they're not deemed profitable anymore. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.”

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· May 1

He cancelled but “gladly” offered to pay the cancellation fee. Ghosted when I gave the details, so I sent him this meme I made. I’m still ghosted/blocked, but maybe some fellow spicy memelords here will appreciate my sense of humour.

The “C’mon, do something” meme that depicts a simple black-and-white drawing of a figure poking something on the ground with a stick. The something in this case is a screenshot of a text message that says, “If there are any cancellation fees I will gladly pay them.”

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Apr 23

Still waiting for the Waluigi movie

Daphne takes a selfie in front of ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ cardboard display at the movie theatre. She’s wearing Waluigi’s cap and a purple shirt under a black hoodie.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Apr 7

‘No CUNTry for Old Men’

Daphne is sitting on a blue couch in front of a window with closed blinds. Her long, black hair is tied back to look like a mushroom bob. She’s wearing a completely open eggplant-coloured button-up shirt that exposes her cleavage. Her right hand holds a glass of almond milk.

Anton, played by Javier Bardem, in the film ‘No County for Old Men’. He’s sitting on a brown plaid couch in front of a window with brown curtains that are slightly open. His dark hair is styled in an unflattering mushroom bob. He’s wearing a black collared jacket over a brown button-up shirt. He’s holding an open bottle of milk in his right hand with the cap in his left. He stares off into the distance with an overall menacing look.

Daphne ⓥ@daphneottawa· Mar 5

From confident on a rink to the worst skater on the Canal. 😭 Me, first few minutes after eating shit right away: This is so bumpy and overrated. Later, after finding my groove: OK, this is pretty cool.