D'Archangel

@darch

Middle-aged gamer, programmer, animation enjoyer. I try not to suck. I use "he". Header and avatar by @cvilbrandt.com. Love is real. Let's prove it every day.

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D'Archangel@darch· May 8

@zgryphon.bsky.social I assume I have shared this before, but every once in a while I see it and become delighted all over again.

Nall, the juvenile white dragon, snuggles with a ragdoll representing Anthy Himemiya.

D'Archangel@darch· Apr 2

What do you call a man who bombs civilian targets for political ends? "Mister President."

Two comic panels. Left, Spider Jerusalem's giant hand reaches towards a quaking President Callahan, saying:

"MISTER PRESIDENT. Nice to see you. You murdering people-hating moral mutant, you."

On the right: King Kong-esque Dream Spider Jerusalem, holding a tiny figure entirely in one hand, continues the thought:

"I NEEDED a suppository."

A wail of "NOOOOOOOOO" issues forth from his hand.

D'Archangel@darch· Jan 12

Take it from me: that never works out.

A bunch of bananas in a microwave without a door. The bananas have assumed a green hue and a gel-like texture and drip with goo.

D'Archangel@darch· Dec 11

In a two-panel comic, a goose asks someone "WHOSE JOB IS IT THEN?" In the second panel, the goose is pursuing a faceless human figure, yelling, "WHOSE JOB IS IT KRISTI"

D'Archangel@darch· Nov 13

We all know that @latenightseth.bsky.social has been on _A Girl and her Fed_, but it looks like Colbert is getting in on the action. @

Stephen Colbert talking to a cartoon of Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

D'Archangel@darch· Oct 16

Hey, @firefox.org ? C'mere a second. I need to punch you in the dick.

Part of the Firefox Search Shortcuts dialog, with the line indicating that "Perplexity" has been installed behind the user's back highlighted.

D'Archangel@darch· Jul 25

Israel just cosplaying the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.

A capture of the communications screen in the video game _Star Control 2_, showing an Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
The Captain has said, "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?", and the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah is responding, "THE WORDS!... the Words... the words..."

D'Archangel@darch· Jul 24

YES... HA HA HA... **YES**!

An excerpt from a Paizo order summary page indicating that an order submitted on Jul 9, 2025, has been completed.

D'Archangel@darch· Jul 23

*sob*

Partial capture of a Paizo order indicating the order was submitted on "Wed, Jul 9, 2025" but is still in "Pending" status at the time the capture was taken.

D'Archangel@darch· May 17

Merry and Pippin in _The Fellowship of the Ring_, captioned, "We've had Desert Bus, yes. But what about Second Desert Bus?"

D'Archangel@darch· Dec 3

Final panel of a Dinosaur Comic, captioned "A HAPPY ENDING".

Utahraptor: "Yes, we know math."
T-rex: "Oh yeah!"
Both: "THANK GOD FOR MATH"

D'Archangel@darch· Nov 22

Current mood.

An instance of the "they're the same picture" meme. The images being compared are a Nazi Sturmabteiling insignia and the header image of the Department [sic] of Government Efficiency Xitter account.

D'Archangel@darch· Nov 21

[oop, forgot alt text]

Utena from the show _Gushing Over Magical Girls_.

D'Archangel@darch· Nov 6

Quote with a picture that makes you happy. September, 2019, was a wonderful time full of love and glorious sunsets.

D'Archangel@darch· Nov 4

For years, it's been this drawing of Utena Tenjou chilling in her dorm room ca. 2405. I just really like this version of the character (as described by @zgryphon.bsky.social) and think the art (thank you, @abigailstarling.bsky.social) is incredibly charming.

A pink-haired teenager in Martian Army fatigue pants and an Art of Noise road tee lounging in a stuffed maroon chair, holding a rose-pattern teacup and laughing.

D'Archangel@darch· Oct 30

How to tell that people are *big mad*.

D'Archangel@darch· Oct 11

Yo, @scalzi.com, remember this? (Kind of a serious question, since I'm not *positive* that I recall correctly that I got it from you.) This gem has lain dormant in a drawer for many a year, but I feel its hour has come round at last.