Darla

@darliedoo

She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 Human- NOT an incubator Random AF & nearly feral DM at your own risk

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Darla@darliedoo· 4d

She’s not really sleeping. Just ignoring me yelling about the sports again. #Crew96 #CaturdayNaps

Cat napping in the drapes on the back of the sofa

Darla@darliedoo· 17d

ESAs over here earning their certificates after someone turned on Caillou.

A cat (white with stripe patches on the left)and dog (top right of image beagle mutt) are snuggled together napping on a giant pile of yarn (olive green skein visible between them)on a sofa

Darla@darliedoo· 25d

Xmas in July Hell Is Real is my new favorite holiday #Crew96 #HellIsReal

Xmas tree in foreground with Jack Skeleton and halftime score of Columbus Crew vs FCC match 7/25/26

Darla@darliedoo· Jun 18

Blep back

Darla@darliedoo· May 16

💛🖤💛⚽️Crew bird spotting

Darla@darliedoo· Apr 23

Welllll…sorta, but George Santos came in as the top hit

Google search results for “lying scumbag politician” top result is George Santos then links to Mullin referring to Schumer

Darla@darliedoo· Mar 23

If menopause was the weather:

Screenshot of my local weather forecast through Friday with lows ranging from 28F to 54F and highs between 45F and 86F with sun, clouds, rain, or thunderstorms.

Darla@darliedoo· Feb 24

I got the DoJ version 🤷‍♀️

Bingo card on a blue background with all the words redacted titled State of the Union Bingo

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 31

I love you Columbus 👏👏👏 #FDT #IceOut

Protester in Columbus, Ohio wearing a blue shark costume holds a sign that reads Ice Has Booty Lice

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 25

Mister but I saw other dogs going for walkies is struggling to find a pee spot Level 3 pee emergency

My beagle mutt attempts to hike his leg in deep snow

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 25

Painted brush stroke style inverted American flag aka “distress flag” over black background
In white all caps underneath the flag reads: WE ARE NOT OK in a stencil style font

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 23

I’m watching Malcolm X because it’s what my soul needs right now. I’d encourage the Democratic “leadership” acting like complacent cowards to do the same.

Black and white photo of Malcolm X with the quote:

YOU'RE NOT TO BE SO BLIND WITH PATRIOTISM THAT YOU CAN'T FACE REALITY. WRONG IS WRONG, NO MATTER WHO DOES IT OR SAYS IT.
- Malcolm X
Credit:YourTango

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 9

The event currently on Disney Emoji Blitz is breaking blocks of ice. I appreciate this soothing exercise on a few different levels today 🚫🧊

Screenshot of Disney Emoji Blitz ice block event in mid-game. Shows various Disney emoji characters and blocks of ice to clear

Darla@darliedoo· Jan 9

Me: Remember when a day was only 24hrs long? Cat: shhhh….sleepingz

A blonde lady wearing glasses and an olive green hoodie (me) leaning on a pink pillow looks at her pretty princess brown and white short haired cat pretending to be asleep on her chest.

Darla@darliedoo· Dec 29

That’s what she said

Shot of MSNOW chyron reads

The Atlantic
"TRUMP IS SUDDENLY LOOKING A LOT SMALLER"
morning joe
live 9:19AM

Two people are sitting at a clear table talking with the DC skyline in the background

Darla@darliedoo· Dec 18

This pre-speech rant is some post-speech gold plated comedy 🍊🤡💩

Screenshot of DJT social post:

Donald Trump
@rea DonaldTrump • "T. Truth Social
"T. View on Truth Social
Raphael Warnock was on Meet the Fake Press with a one sided and very biased
Kristen Welker as the Host(ess!).
Warnock spent the entire show using
Religion to try and divide the Country! If a Republican, in particular ME, made those statements, it would be FRONT PAGE NEWS. He ended by saying that he was going to his Church to preach now, and while I think that's fine, I do say,
"What ever happened to separation of Church and State?" That would be the first thing they would use against us but, actually, it's something that never much bothered me. Anyway, Warnock is a LIGHTWEIGHT whose wife correctly states that he tried to run her over with a car. Fortunately, she was able to get out of the way, and only almost lost her foot.
Warnock is a bad guy, and NBC News, which is second only to ABC Fake News for being the worst, should be ashamed of themselves in allowing garbage
"interviews" with untalented and uncaring people to take place. The Public airwaves, which these Networks are using at no charge, should not be allowed to get away with this any longer!
They should be properly licensed, and pay significant amounts of money for using this very valuable Public space.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAGA!
rollcall.com

Darla@darliedoo· Dec 15

Wut? It fluffs my furs #BreakFromTheChaos

Patchy brown and white princess cat cuddles up to the heating vent leaning back
A black feather tunnel and red cat bed are in the background

Darla@darliedoo· Dec 11

Holiday ham Olan Mills edition

My beagle mutt laying front paws out in front of an Xmas tree that looks like an Olan Mills backdrop wearing his new knitted rainbow scarf I made him

Darla@darliedoo· Dec 9

My leg is asleep and I might have to pee, but these two are all in for hardcore cuddles…or maybe they’re tired of me yelling at the news like I’m watching sports 🤷‍♀️

Beagle mutt cuddling with striped patchy and white cat.

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 26

Got a text from @amyactonoh.bsky.social ’s campaign about her being censored on X (again!?!) for posting about her billionaire-backed-Trump-puppet-opponent’s plan for Ohio’s schools because it’s “hateful” content 🤨 #VoteActonForOhioGov #FightTheOligarchy

Screenshot of X post:

Dr. Amy Acton ®
@amyactonoh
Visibility limited: this Post may violate X's rules against Hateful Conduct. Learn more
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@VivekGRamaswamy's plan for year-round school

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 26

The newest release from the producers of “Drain The Swamp”

Donald J. Trump &
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Darla@darliedoo· Nov 15

Epstein friend & financial manager,Les Wexner,owner of L Brands & all the(literally)white picket fence marked land in New Albany,OH, is a HUGE GOP donor & contributor to Gov.DeWine’s campaign. DeWine APPOINTED Lt.Gov.Jon Husted to the Senate. Guess why he can’t commit to releasing the #EpsteinFiles

Text reads She's an old man who lives in Ohio under the heads of Wexner & Epstein
Screenshot from Jax Victorias Secret flash mob video a group is dancing in the street with their hands in the air in front of a Victorias Secret store

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 13

Woke up lookin like this

A beagle mutt looking half demon lying on his back with his ears flopped out and a toothy smile
The dog is wearing a scarf

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 10

This is one of the hardest reads I’ve experienced. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #JusticeForSuvivors #YouAreNotAlone #BeLoudForSilencedVoices

NOBODY'S
GIRL
A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice
Virginia Roberts
Giuffre

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 9

Everyone is down for some rainy day movie cuddles 🥰

Brown and white cat and a brown dog are cuddled together sleeping on blankets

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 8

💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤 #VamosColumbus #HellIsReal #Crew96

White & yellow flowers behind a wooden spoon that says Bout to stir up some SHIT…

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 6

My favorite moment from yesterday’s press conference

Mike Johnson lying in Jesus name to the press while a white lady who’s name I don’t know wearing blue checks her watch
Bottom corner reads
BREAKING NEWS

Darla@darliedoo· Nov 5

Wonder if they’re friends 🤔

Screenshot of follows with the exact same bio but different names

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Darla@darliedoo· Nov 5

🙄 drama queen

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Darla@darliedoo· Oct 31

Trick or treating was cold & rainy and fell on the eve of a Hell Is Real derby weekend… I went with a thrown together Nightmare Before Crewsmas theme And handed out safety whistles with the other goodies. (Those kids are lucky I didn’t have time to bulk order wooden spoons 😂 ) #VamosColumbus