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Darrell Mast

@darrellmast

Municipal Lawyer, Ottawa Senators fan. Loves tabletop RPGs and Puns, not necessarily in that order.

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Darrell Mast@darrellmast· 18d

Aye...

Jason Spezza Finishing Chart from Hockeyviz.com, for the 2010-2011 Season.

Text:

Hickeyviz

Spezza Finishing, 2010-2011
All Situations (Regular Season)

344 Shots
77 Blocked
79 Missed
167 Saved
21 Scored
17.6 xG

+19.4% Shot Danger

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· 19d

Definitely a keeper. I've personally been waiting for the chance to use this one.

Picture of the rear of a black Nissan Kicks with the vanity license plate "NOTVALID"

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· 19d

Glad I didn't ask for parenting tips...

A Google search "AI Overview" for a search on how to best grow Oregano. The text reads:

"The trick to growing oregano is neglecting it slightly by providing full sun, poor-to-moderate well-draining soil, and infrequent watering. Follow these core rules detailed in the Farmer Bailey Oregano Growing Guide and Azure Farm Care Guide to keep your plants healthy."

The part about "neglecting it slightly" is highlighted in the result.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· 24d

Barnaby and Ranger recharge via osmosis.

Barnaby (yellow Labrador) and Ranger (orange cat) lounge together on a plaid pet bed, looking thoroughly disinterested.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jul 8

Congrats to Daniel Alfredsson and his new friends, Toronto Maple Leafs fans.

My fairly brutal MS paint attempt to recreate the flag from the Simpson's "Kamp Krusty" with Daniel Aflredsson's face instead of Krusty the Clown's and the words "Koach Krusty" in letters made of logs.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jul 7

Must feel good to post this after, I'm sure, a long day.

Post on X from the Ottawa Senators official account on "X" with text "Giroux appears to be heading back to Palladium Frive, per literally us" followed by a picture with a man with a mocking look on his face between earlier "X" posts by David Pagnotta with the text "meanwhile...Claude Giroux is signing with the flyers" and @lalimesmartian with the text "Giroux appears to be heading back to Philly, per the streets" with the large text below "YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jun 23

E.T....

Exterior of Chicago Vietnamese Restaurant "Pho Home".

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jun 16

H/t cowardlylyons.bsky.social

Post by Maddy (@cowardlylyons.bsky.social) with the text "WTF" that shows a close up of a bizarre looking whispy hairball that appears to be attached either to Donald Trumps thinning hair or unkempt eyebrows.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jun 16

Barnab (yellow lab mic) and Ranger (orange tabby) lying together on the bed.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jun 14

I mean I was gonna stop anyways...

A rainbow falls on the Belleville LCBO (Liquor Store)

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· May 22

I am picturing:

Smoove B from "The Onion"

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· May 6

Barnaby (dog) and Ranger (cat) strike an over the shoulder pose for the camera as they cuddle on the couch.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Apr 27

Uhh...what?

A link to the Ottawa Citizen from my news feed, with a photo of Brady Tkatchuk during an Ottawa Senators game with a link to a story headlined "Family Struggles with Autism Services". There is a note at the bottom saying that it is generated with AI, which can make mistakes.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Apr 18

I find these charts sometimes exaggerate the strength of the hurricanes.

Donald Trump in front of a chart showing the expected path of Hurricane Dorian, during a white house briefing on September 4, 2019. The map has clearly been altered with a marker to show the path extending into Alabama, likely to match a tweet Trump had made 3 days earlier. The incident is referred to as "Sharpiegate".

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Apr 8

A skydiving couch.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Mar 7

Folks out there calling this "Bubbly".

A case of lime flavored Bublé sparkling water beverage.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Feb 24

Ruh-roh

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Feb 14

Happy Valentines Day

Barnaby the dog overjoyed in his Valentines heart costume.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Feb 6

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jan 6

Portrait of René Descartes by Pierre Michel Alix

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jan 6

Donald Gibb and Jean-Claude Van-Damme on the set of "Bloodsport"

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Jan 1

Cousins ducks a check.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Dec 25

Merry Christmas all!

Barnaby the yellow labrador poses in front of a Christmas tree with dog antlers and a festive scarf.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Dec 20

Eller like...

The kind of Z shaped piece from Tetris.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Dec 6

Barney Gumble in Moe's bar, sitting at a barstool says, in the first frame "62 bucks? This better be the best cap ever" in the second frame, he is wearing the Sens spartacat flex cap, and saying "you got lucky".

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Dec 4

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - The Onion https://share.google/HNn6MHTrwsHEjMCQQ

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Dec 2

Photo from ABC7.com news with the banner: "happening now. Black Bear squeezes into crawl space. Homeowner says stubborn animal won't leave."

The picture show basically what you would expect from that headline. i.e. a large black bear squeezed into a small basement window.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Nov 29

Photo of the McCrea family's tortoise she'll cat with a speech bubble saying "you can't keep meowt!"

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Nov 23

Did he, or do your lying eyes deceive you?

Card from HockeyStatCards showing Thomas Chabot had a negative game score vs. San Jose Nov. 22 2025.

Darrell Mast@darrellmast· Nov 22

Chabot back in for the Sens

Sens lineup vs. San Jose, as posted on the hellsite but not here.