Dashiell Bennett

@dashiell

New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.

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Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 18d

"Our sidewalks must be covered in trash bags and rats or NYC isn't cool any more" is certainly a stance

The West Harlem pilot was launched with 1,100 dumpsters in an area with no historic district designation, a set of protocols designed to protect the visual character of the streetscape. While they reduced reports of rats, they are limited as a case study. Once enacted, the Empire Bins will destroy the character of neighborhoods. We will have fewer cars and more dumpsters.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 21d

Seeing the new Spider-Man the way it was meant to be seen: completely alone at 2:15 in the morning

A screenshot from the Regal Cinema mobile app. It's the seat selection screen for a screening of spider man. Every seat is available except for one right in the middle that has been selected for purchase

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 27d

last post about it (probably)

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 27d

Lebron James To Finish His Hall-Of-Fame Career With Philadelphia 76ers!

A publicity still of Dallas Cowboy Legend Emmitt Smith but he's a wearing an Arizona Cardinals uniform

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 27d

Lebron James To Finish His Career With Philadelphia 76ers!

Babe Ruth in a Boston Braves uniform. He's sitting in the dugout holding two bats and looking wistfully out at the field.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 27d

Move to The Hague! It's Where You Belong!!

PRESS RELEASE

The Hague ranked the world's best city for quality of life

The city retains the first place in the Numbeo Quality of Life Index 2026

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· 29d

If I were CEO of the IMAX Corporation, I would probably at some point have wondered how IMAX projectors are made and maybe even tried to have one built. But I guess that's why I'm not the CEO of the IMAX corporation! variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Sources at Imax confirmed to Variety that many of the parts needed to build these specialized film projectors “simply no longer exist.” The original design files were created roughly half a century ago, but as Gelfond alludes to, they were never properly maintained. As a result, Imax no longer has a complete manufacturing blueprint — and much like the lost tribal knowledge of the Apollo-era spacecraft, very few engineers working today fully understand the systems.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 21

Hmm. This "cake in a cup" sounds interesting, but I wonder if there might be a shorter way to describe this highly unique food item www.curbed.com/article/why-...

Obsatz and I are speaking during the Great Dot Cake Craze of early June 2026. Seemingly out of nowhere, a Long Island bakery went viral for its heavily sprinkled, ASMR-friendly, single-serving cakes, and before long, hordes of young people persuaded by their algorithms to crave “cake in a cup” were lining up outside Butterfield, which had been stocking Dot Cakes unnoticed since September. “One day, I could get them every Friday night for my daughter, then the next week, I couldn’t get them,” says Obsatz.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 17

@bencollins.bsky.social can you please re-acquire Clickhole and fix this? this is heartbreaking

The URL https://clickhole.com/which-one-of-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1825124556/ returns a "Connection timed out" error as Clickhole.com is inoperative

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 17

Headline: "Sources: No concerns about World Cup final despite air quality issues" Literally no information is provided about these sources or who they are speaking for/about. No other person is interviewed or quoted "FIFA isn't concerned" doesn't mean there's nothing to be concerned about

The World Cup final is not under any threat despite the air quality warnings in the area, sources have told ESPN.

Health alerts have been issued by officials in New York and New Jersey after wildfires from Canada, which are impacting large parts of the northeastern U.S.

But Sunday's final between Argentina and Spain at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, is not concerning FIFA as the weather forecast improves, sources told ESPN.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 15

pausa de hidratacion

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 15

Logging on to my favorite website, Giggle dot com

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 11

Match Break!

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 10

Pause de hidratacion

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 8

This is for a Monday morning show after the movie has been out for four weekends. Our unemployment rate is not that low!

A seating chart for IMAX 70MM screening of The Odyssey on August 10. It's fully booked except for the first two rows, where only a true psychopath would sit.

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 8

Respect

Dashiell Bennett@dashiell· Jul 7

Serious question: If you're You -- not a world class soccer player, just Normie You -- and you're given this shot in a World Cup match, are you making it? If it's me? I think I'm probably wide by a good 20 yards