DAG The Dastardly

@dastarddoright

Writer, educator, administrator, tiller-of-the-earth, keeper-of-the-hearth, half-wit (only some think I'm funny), dogs lick me, kids like me, dim-wits hate me, knower-of-much (some of value), father of four and lover of one.

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DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· 16d

Are we done being great again? Just asking for 300 million baffled friends ...

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· 19d

"We're fairly sure Moscow Mitch has been spirited away by Russian intelligence and is fishing for carp in the Urals while staying at his own dacha. Putin shows up with a bottle of vodka every Wednesday and they relive the good old days. Dosvidanya!

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Jul 8

Did somebody already take a crap back there?

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Apr 13

Siamese Twins? Half a brain each?

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Apr 2

The Donald at next Cabinet Meeting. "You're the finest, most active President ever, right gang?"

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Mar 22

Let's see, masked ICE agents show up in airports, machine guns at their side and start flinging tear gas grenades at the waiting-in-line passengers, throwing them to the floor and dragging them off to warehouse prisons... Yep, they'll definitely get lines moving again.

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Mar 18

We invade Venezuela over oil, we attack Iran over ego and oil, we continue fighting over Hormuz over oil, the price of oil produced here shoots up even though it is not in any danger... and the price of US gas spikes... Why aren't we switching to solar power and EV's again? Hello!

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Mar 8

Trump's Cabinet Taking Out The Trash

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Mar 3

How You Become A Republican.

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Feb 10

Jobs Ending Soon

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Feb 8

Job Opening?

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Dec 11

This Bozo at Day Care gave me a sure-fire tip on an AI stock, went all in, but the damn thing crashed a few days later. Just about crapped my pants... whoops, hold on...

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Dec 7

Fencing Out The Ice

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Nov 29

We can predict how much snow is coming by the number of male cardinals at the feeder. Four males means 4" to 6". 8 means 10-12 inches. We counted a dozen Cards a few times and got 20". The birds did a mass suicide back in 2017 and we packed up and headed south. Took to July to dig out the house.

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Oct 21

A Golden Fall

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Oct 4

Wordless

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Aug 22

Pre-Morning Coffee, Anything out there?

DAG The Dastardly@dastarddoright· Aug 22

Went photo-hunting in the fog this morning. Kind of a post-battle shot. The deer have been eating the bottom branches off the trumpet vine. Don't ask my why.